We’ve all been there. You’re in a rush getting ready for your day, and the last thing you want to think about is underwear. But, you put on your granny panties with your tight jeans and suddenly you have a problem. Well, worry not, Lovelies! I’m here to break down the mysterious world of underwear.
Looking through my underwear drawer, I found that I have five main types of underwear, all of which I think have various uses and various cuteness levels. So, I thought it’d be fun to break down the five major types of underwear, as well as rate them (on a scale of 1-10) in the cuteness and functionality categories.
Here we go:
1. The Granny Panty
Cuteness: 1, maybe 2 depending on the pattern.
Functionality: 6. These are best worn under loose fitting skirts and high rise waists to avoid panty lines and the always disturbing underwear peek-a-boo.
Best Brand: I personally only wear my Granny Panties when the rest of my underwear are dirty and I’m too lazy to do laundry, so I always buy them in a pack at Target. However, if you’re willing to invest a little bit more, these Nothing Waisted Hi-Cut Brief 3-Pack Panty, $27.00 from Bare Necessities look like they’d do a good job of keeping things comfortable.
2. The Boy Short
Cuteness: 10
Functionality: 8
Full disclosure: Boy shorts are by far my favorite style of underwear, and these Honeydew Ruffle Rumba Boy Shorts for $18.00 from shopbop.com are a staple in my closet. They won’t cover your butt all the way, but (surprisingly), the ruffles don’t make weird panty lines, and they’re perfect if you have someone to look cute for at the end of the day.
3. The Bikini
Cuteness: 6
Functionality: 8
I usually don’t like the material bikini briefs come in, but these Calvin Klein Seamless Ombre Bikini Panty for $12.00 from Bare Necessities seem pretty doable. I’m loving that purple color!
4. The Thong
Cuteness: 9
Functionality: 7
Possible TMI here, but I’ve never really gotten used to the lack of butt coverage with thongs. If you have, more power to you! But when I do wear the dental floss-esque undergarment, I personally love the Hanky Panky Original Rise Lace Thong, $12.60 from Bloomingdale’s. They come in fun colors, are a little bit flirty while still covering the things they should, and are comfortable. For a thong that is.
5. The Boxers
Cuteness: Usually I’d say a 7, but these ones are so cute I’m changing that to a 9.
Functionality: 10 if you’re sleeping, 4 during the daytime.
I need to get my hands on these Pink Lace Trim Boy Boxer Shorts. They’re only $15.00 from Topshop and I love the color, the little lace detail, and pretty much anything else I could love about them!
What style of underwear do you find yourself wearing the most, Lovelies? Which brands do you swear by?
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I wear mostly thongs and bikini cut panties by Victoria’s Secret.
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I honestly prefer my cheeky panties from VS. They’re comfortable and and sort of like a mock thong in my opinion.
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I usually wear boy shorts or the bikini kind of underwear. Granny panties for my period days. Bleeeh.
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I usually wear low rise bikinis, sometimes v-string bikinis and sometimes lace boyshorts. Usually from Calvin Klein or Armani. Idk, they’re just really comfortable lol. Hanes are good too for when I’m on my period and don’t want to mess up my expensive underwear lol.
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I like the cheekies from VS as well as their lacie thongs. Seriously, those are some SUPER comfy panties!!
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mostly string bikinis. then boyshorts. granny panties don’t have much support and the name itself is just revolting. I got a few gift certificates to victoria’s secret, so most of my undergarments are from there.
dahlia / 2382 posts
@MochaSprinkle@xanga - I prefer the cheekies from VS too. They’re like a thing but without the wedgie factor that gives yeast infections. They said on the news a few years back that thongs arent good for us to wear &plus they’re uncomfortable!!
@Ashley Nicole Anders@facebook - I never thought they were either. Butt flossing isnt fun.
sunflower / 393 posts
I try to wear bikini cut panties and before I got pregnant I enjoyed wearing thongs. During my pregnancy I’ve worn granny panties more than any young woman should.
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Spandex boyshorts (they look as if you’re going commando better than thongs), find one with your favorite design print or something.
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I like bikinis, but now that I’m pregnant, only my granny panties really fit. ;\ I need to go shopping…
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Personally I don’t like feeling like my ass is being flossed, so I stick with boyshorts and bikini.
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Cute 10
Comfort 10
Functionality 10
The Smooth Stretchy Boyshorts from Victoria’s Secret. They hold your butt in and shape it to look amazing…all while having an invisible pantyline! Who could ask for more
magnolia / 1369 posts
my ass is too big for boy shorts, i feel like they ride up lol i’m a bikini girl =]
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Cheekies usually, thongs for when I’m wearing leggings, and bikini for when I’m on my period.
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everything except #4. i attract thong rashes and it aint sexy.
daisy / 598 posts
what about tangas? I like them because they’re like boyshorts with a bikini shape. otherwise i like bikini cut, it’s the most comfortable and practical i think. i don’t do thongs…i cannot stand that feeling of riding up your ass and no coverage there. i buy all my underwear from aerie, i love them so cute and comfy!
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Cheekies!
So cute & a great confidence booster, but the wedgies D:
I mostly wear boyshorts & bikini. I also HATE VPL’s, so I also have thongs.
I honestly don’t care about brand (not gonna lie, I love my 5-pack Hanes), but I find myself buying Aerie the most because there are always sales that make them no more than $2.50 each.
sunflower / 447 posts
I use bikinis and boyshorts – they’re comfortable, but don’t ride up your ass like thongs. Granny panties are for period days (or when the laundry basket is overflowing!).
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I wear thongs and boy shorts. Granny panties are never touching my buttocks ever until I’m a grandmother. I wear Jenni mostly, and usually thongs for dance, and boy shorts for the other days. =D
rose / 786 posts
I wear all of the above minus the boxers. Out of those I prefer the thong or boyshort. To me they are the most comfortable.
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i wear lacy boyshorts
they’re comfy and can wear it under everythinggg
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Boyshorts usually. If I wear jeggings, I tend to free ball..
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I think thongs are tacky. Lacy french knickers/boy shorts are perfect except for the VPL
rose / 847 posts
Commando wins. When wearing a short skirt, bikini style serves me well enough. I have some pretty cute ones.
daisy / 501 posts
I have two types of panties, aside from the styles they are: period and non-period.
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I mostly wear thongs like the ones in the picture. I’m a sucker for pretty colored lace. Actually, I wear thongs every day. I like them a lot more than boyshorts, which I actually find really uncomfortable because they ride up and sometimes give me wedgies. You would think a thong would pose those issues, but it doesn’t.
@greasy_heart@xanga - Tacky? How so? I’m just curious, because it’s underwear that nobody sees except you, and how can underwear be… tacky?
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Boy shorts always ride up and give me a wedgie really fast.While I agree that they are cute, when worn in the proper location, I can’t seem to get out the door without them driving me crazy. I prefer the bikini style. I just buy cute patterns to bump up the cuteness factor. I buy them mostly at Target, and they have a cotton/spandex mix material that I love, and are super comfy.
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@blackspiders@xanga - Sorry that was a bit of a sweeping statement wasn’t it?I think the ones in the picture are actually quite nice (they’re like a thong/french knicker hybrid)
I used to work in a cheap department store and when I had to tidy the underwear section it was full of g-strings and thongs that were adorned with rhinestones and slogans like ‘sexy bitch’ – I think I just associate them with that horrid store now
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My favorite style and brand of undies are Hipsters from EyeShadow.
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I RARELY, RARELY wear any sort of underpants.
When wearing short skirts I will wear my black lace boyshorts, they are cute, they cover and all my short skirts are black.
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The boy shorts, especially if they’re thin, are fantastic for tighter pants because they’ll be tight around the ass then start to get looser where the top of the leg begins which is where the short will end, creating a pretty seamless look. Much better than a thong.
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I wear thongs usually. Unless I think there’s a good chance I’ll get some action then I wear lacy boy shorts. Or it’s my period then I just wear the oldest, “I could throw this pair away without even blinking” panties.
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I saw some chick wearing leggings that fit her perfectly, but her underwear was too small and the bulge was horrific.
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I love bikini cut Hanes cotton undies. The ones with the elastic covered by fabric, though, or it’s no deal. I have a handful of cute underwear from VS, a couple of cheekies, a boy short, a bikini. I basically like underwear that doesn’t go up my ass.
rose / 834 posts
I don’t care how many people like reaching up their butt to pick it out a million times on the elliptical, thongs will never be even 10% functional as activewear.
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I do mostly bikinis, and usually thongs if I have to wear dress pants. I think boyshorts are really cute, but they never seem to work for me…they either tend to ride up or they make my thighs look even more ginormous than usual.
orchid / 221 posts
I seriously don’t get all the stigma behind “granny panties”.
They’re comfy, cheap, and DO come in cute styles, bah.
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1. bikini
2. boys shorts
3. thongs
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bikini 95% of the time. 5% ..can’t find my underwear or something, I dunno.
in case you wanted to know my undergarment habits.
which, apparently, you do.
can’t blame ya.
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GrannyBoyshorts<Bikini<Thong
But I wear all besides granny.
lily / 5148 posts
The first one are granny panties? I always imagine something way bigger and white.
I usually wear throngs and regular panties when I’m on my period.
orchid / 173 posts
What category do the hiphuggers from Victoria’s Secret fall under?
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I don’t wear panties, so this has never applied to me.
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boy shorts all the way! comfy, and the few guys that have seen them have given me a ton of compliments on them.
magnolia / 1027 posts
Granny panties are a must for me when I’m OTR! lol
daisy / 727 posts
I like cheekies from VS and boyshorts. Boyshorts not usually from VS. They’re always weird and seem more like the boxer ones. Definitely love wearing the boxer type to bed though especially when it’s hot.
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I have. Zero granny panties. But I feel like they’d be a good investment for unhappy days haha
I looove boyshorts. They are my absolutely favorite. I also have these little mini boyshorts, that are the same shape, but really tiny and almost look like a thong in the front. They work perfect for tight jeans.
Thongs = no. Unless I cannot avoid panty lines otherwise.
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I never wear any under pants. And granny panties are the most comfortable to wear under skirts.
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Love the The Bikini and the Boy Shorts !
daisy / 505 posts
I wear bikinis unless I need a thong for a dress or something.
But I obviously have my Hanes Her Way pack from Wal Mart! My period underwear or my I haven’t done laundry underwear. Soooo sexy.
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Bikini or umm.. What’s considered regular? I mean, I’m wearing boxer-boy shorts right now, and functionally? Nooo…
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Also. Your panties are expensive o_o
daisy / 639 posts
I only wear thongs…is that weird? I know this isn’t going to sound like it makes sense, but with any other kind of underwear I get insane wedges (haha) and with thongs, even though I guess technically I have a wedgie, I can’t feel it? I don’t know, I just find them comfy
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haha i am proud to say that i do not own a pair of granny panties. i honestly thought nobody else did besides, grannies.
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I usually just wear my low-rise stuff. Covers my butt. Lol. But I REALLY wish I had some boxers!!
peony / 4 posts
@fightingXstronger@xanga -
I love your period days. It’s lovely to want to cry wearing granny panties for your period days. Which I love of your period days, is that I love too see the waistband of your granny panties and you see the waistband of my boxer briefs.
peony / 4 posts
@loving_emerald@xanga -
I love your period days. It’s lovely to want to cry wearing granny panties for your period days. Which I love of your period days, is that I love too see the waistband of your granny panties and you see the waistband of my boxer briefs.
peony / 4 posts
peony / 4 posts
@the_peach_assailant@xanga - If tampons run out and you’re on your period, you’ll wear panties.
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@Quito - lolwut? Idk if you’re trollin’ or not, but I’m reccing your comment. Gave me a good laugh. xD
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@fightingXstronger@xanga - I think you should marry that guy.
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - *snort* XDDDD
lily / 5148 posts
@Quito - >.> Troll
tulip / 14 posts