Boobs: Every girl has them, whether they’re the size of a bee sting, or as large as the tires on an 18-wheeler.
First, we have the fantasy boobs. Boobs that are real, and amazing, and you wish they were yours. The owner of fantasy boobs never brags about them. She doesn’t have to. If you have fantasy boobs you’re probably reading this like:
Then there’s the girl who has semi-large to OMG-put-those-things-away-large boobs. Her boobs are all she can ever talk about, and she flaunts them like:
Every girl around her is like:
Most guys are just like:
Actually, most guys just stare at your boobs no matter if they’re fantasy, annoying, or even if they’re like this:
Um, maybe not.
There’s always that awkward moment when a male professor, or doctor, or any male who should not be sexually interested in you, glances at your boobs like:
And then they look at you like nothing happened and you’re all like:
What are your boob pet peeves? Do you love your boobs or hate them?
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I have fantasy boobs.
Now if only I ALSO had the fantasy body.
sunflower / 416 posts
Mine are, I suppose, a cross between Adriana Lima’s and Katy Perry’s. Big, fantasy-like, but not perfect. Not even close to perfect. And as the above commenter said, I wish I had the fantasy body to go along with them.
ranunculus / 3285 posts
<3 Finn !
lily / 5148 posts
My boobs are too big. I really dislike them because even though I wear clothes that cover them fully, I still get looked out at. It doesn’t help that I have a cute face as well and I’m quite small. You can imagine my frustrations.
I have a lot of boob pet peeves..but that just me. It happens when you are DDD’s >.>
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Bahahaha that’s hilarious. Lol. I like this post! I don’t like mine. They’re angry. I’m suspicious of them.
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People tell my boobs to have a nice day all the time.
Thanks, the tits appreciate it. I, however, do not.
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It’s always weird when your professor who is married and is totally in love with his wife still unintentionally glances at your boobs for way too long.
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hahaha, I love this one but….I will not comment on the Boobs. I know better.
rose / 786 posts
I have the boobs that are perfect for me, I may not like them or appreciate them everyday, but they are what God gave me, so I’m not going to mess with them.
This was really funny, btw.
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I love GIF stories. :B
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I vote for more GIF stories!
orchid / 221 posts
Bahahaha, I think this one was my favourite gif story. XD
I’m very happy with my boobs. The only problem is that sometimes I have to wear a super large shirt just to fit over them, but the store doesn’t carry them big enough, and I don’t want to be like Katy Perry in the Elmo shirt. :/
daffodil / 1615 posts
Hahahaha I can’t get over the Pauly D .gif.
My boobs are on the smaller side, but they’re proportional to the rest of me, so it’s all good. I’ve learned to love them for what they are.
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OMG….the body builder with the tennis ball in a tube sock boobs. WHY??? brain-bleach, please.
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I love my boobs
They’re a nice 34B & they suit my frame perfectly.
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‘ROID BOOBS, WTF
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the blond guy shrugging his eyebrows is hot. I’ve seen him before but can’t pinpoint his name.
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Frick Adrianna’s boobs in those pics are huge, totally fantasy. -.-
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I just found out his name-justin hartley
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I have fantasy boobs in my opinion. XD But I am also kind of cocky about my size too except I’m not like that GIF since my boobs are on the smaller size.
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titttttttttters
rose / 834 posts
I have a really hard time not looking at cleavage if it’s hanging out, even as a female not remotely interested in other females. Put those things away!
orchid / 179 posts
I HATE IT WHEN MY TEACHERS GLANCE AT MY BOOBS. UUUUUGHHHHHH.
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Justin Hartley – OLIVER QUEEN FROM SMALLVILLE!
oh i love this show so much, watched the final episode when it aired <3
um if you’re wearing a tank top, or something with cleavage that lets your boobs stick out, it’s hard not to stare. It catches attention… I try not to, but it’s like, um.. IT’S RIGHT THERE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE!
tulip / 9 posts
I think I have nice little boobs., lol. I’ve never been a fan of big boobs. I must admit my boobs are not in proportion to my body, my boobs are too small for my body shape. But I think that if I had bigger boobs, I would appear larger, So I’m quite happy with what I got
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lol at when teachers or some inappropriate person looks at your boobs.
daisy / 571 posts
love my boobs!
now only if my body were a billion times smaller would i love them more!
orchid / 173 posts
HAHAHAAHAHA the GIF posts never fail to crack me up.
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When I was younger, my boobs were just like Katy Perry’s. But now, it seems to be heading down south.
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I’m an A 34 which is uber small. When I’m on birth control they go up to a B 34. I love my boobies they are so perky and I am also under 115lbs too. I wouldn’t want to have saggy boobs.
Anyone here try the pencil test?
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Boobs, what boobs?
I’m glad I have small tits, I don’t want to heft those things around all day!
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GIF = win.
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I wear a 32 c and I love my boobs, they’re perfect. I’ve had that awkward moment when I’ve caught my boss, a complete stranger. . a friend. . stare at my chest then look back up at my face. Those moments are uh. . kinda of uncomfortable. The biggest pet peeve is probably the fact that I can’t play golf properly because they kind of hinder my swing.
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Love ‘em! And loved this story. LOL at the Katy Perry thing!
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I love my boobs. I realize they could only be slightly bigger before they look “off”. Plus I can wear low cut shirts without being “bam cleavage”
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@xhalesx@revelife - I agree with this comment. Said it perfectly.
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I had the near “fantasy boobs”…. you know, until I had 2 kids and lost weight. Now I have tube socks with rocks in the ends. :/
daisy / 658 posts
lmao at pauly d.
musclewoman’s scares me, i would hate to be a baby nursing on these things.i love my bubbieswhy can’t i stop looking at the katy perry gif
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I’ve just got the big boobs. Not fantasy but big. I even had my friend’s ex boyfriend actually call me “Tits” one night when he was talking to me cause he forgot my name as he stared at my chest. I wish they were a little smaller, preferably a C cup. These damn things get me into trouble, especially with guys who are dating girls with smaller chests than mine.
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I could almost love my boobs. It doesn’t bother me that I’m an A cup… I just desperately need them to be more symmetrical. I get that the left is generally larger than the right, but seriously.
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I love this! More GIF stories more more!
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I hate when I exercise and my boobs get sweaty and my cleavage gets all irritated. Note, this only happens to the big boobied of us all. And trust me, it’s so DAMN irritating D:<
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There is no man alive who can be completely indifferent to great boobs. Physical instinct always overpowers professionalism.
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haha this was niceee~~ definitely thumbs up!!
magnolia / 1369 posts
i love my boobs . they’re mine + theyre pierced
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boobs
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haha i loved how you put this together!!! and no my boobs are small so i dont get any of those reactions… but the one with the muscular woman.. is that real?!
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These make me think of my wife… except the one with the crazy muscles.
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I pretty much fancy my tits. Not to big, not to small. An average american C. I do somewhat wish I fancied my body more like I do my boobs. But boobs are boobs, if you’ve seen one you’ve pretty much seen em’ all. Real, fake..tan, pale…big nipps, small nipps..brown areola,pink areola….at least in my opinion. I think all boobs must be beautiful in some kind of way..
Amen for .gif stories though! I really fancy these beautiful people.
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i accept my breast size but would like to be full B cup.
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i loled
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I love my boobs. The muscle girl creeps me out. Love the GIF story.
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My boob pet- peeve is when a women wears a shirt farrrr toooo small for her bust size, letting them hang all about. I have a size that is more than necessary, and know how to keep it contained. Even though I hate my boob’s for the amount of them that I have, other people seem to like them :/ but I guess most of my hate comes from the back pain of sporting around a DDD (and I’m sure if WalMart carried a bigger size, there would be an extra letter tacked on there, somewhere) chest every day
rose / 980 posts
I used to worry about showing cleavage then I went to Sicily and 60/70-year-old women were walking around with tons of cleavage showing. The guys (I was in the Navy) even caught me staring and I was like… damn, granny’s got it going on and I’m 22, wearing a 36D, and self-conscious about it. So, now I’m like screw it! If people see my boobs or cleavage or whatever so what. They aren’t itty-bitty, so people see them, guys stare at them. Now, I just laugh at how sad it is that they can’t control staring at a nice rack. So, thanks to the old Sicilian ladies, I am proud of my girls.
rose / 980 posts
Oops… so my boob pet peeve is that America is afraid to see them and attach shame to the woman who allows them to be seen.
rose / 980 posts
@CrystalisLeaves@xanga - haha That is so true! I sometimes put some deodorant in the cleavage before I work out.
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haha is that leighton meester (spelling?) at the end, there? haha
anyways, yes, i love my boobies. they’re probably the only thing on my body that i actually like. haha i think im a 38D? something like that
but they look “average” on me because of my height and what the rest of my body looks like.
i have a few pet peeves. one of my pet peeves is when girls get a shirt too small for the girls. it’s a little gross. another (for me) is when i can’t find a shirt that’ll hide my cleavage. i like to be modest and i don’t like that i can’t find a shirt (that’s not a t-shirt) or cami that’ll hide them. i also don’t like when my friends complain about their boobs being too little or whatever. they are all GORGEOUS. they look awesome and boys like them. i’ve never been asked out so…yeah. i love my friends but im like, “i cant help my boob size; i wish i could share but i can’t so stop complaining!” lol
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - haha love your ladies!
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hahaha it was funny! i love these types of posts, more gif please!!
magnolia / 1369 posts
Ok, I have pretty goddarn big boobs and, admittedly, I tend to wear shirts that show them off a little. Not because I want to show them off, but because they’re more comfortable and I feel like covering them up makes them look even
bigger
and goddamn I’m already saving for a reduction, I don’t need to wear clothing that makes me feel more awkward.
Ya get me?But every once in a while I’ll catch a guy glancing at my chest but most of the time it’s just SO noticeable. Even my friends will be like “lol wow he just totally took his time with that.”
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - Lol, I used to do that, but I need my deodorant more than my boobs do XD I use powder now. It works out a lot better now
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I have pretty big ones. D’s I think. =\ I hate them, I wish I had B’s.
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Lol this post made me smile. Also, I probably wouldn’t mind so much if my professor looked like the blonde guy.
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i can say that i do love my boobs,
they could get bigger if they wanted to…byt if that never happens its okay ;D
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my boob pet peeve is definitely those girls with big boobs who constantly say ” its so hard having big boobs, you’re so lucky yours aren’t big” when its obvious they love them
I have nice average Cs that fit my frame so I’m happy
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Yeah the girls are always being glanced at. Damn you huge C’s, I’m just 4’11 shat
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i love GIF stories. They make my life.
sunflower / 282 posts
I just spit coffee everywhere! at the sight of the body builder girl. WTF IS THAT!?
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That nasty pec/boob/implant gif is seriously DISTURBING. WTF is going on there?
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I used to have small boobs… Now they’re not so humble and I kinda miss getting to go out and not wear a bra.
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I couldnt stop staring at katy perrys bouncing tits.
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ADRIANA LIMA = WIN <3
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I have fantasy boobs for sure. I NEVER talk about them, guys stare, and my friends are uber jelly but it’s all good. As others mentioned, I wish I had the fantasy body, or even I liked. Regardless, I like mine.
I like to live by the following: If you got ‘em, don’t flaunt ‘em but definitely do NOT hide ‘em
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WHERE DID YOU GET THE KATY PERRY GIF?!?!?!?
TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!