Boobs: Every girl has them, whether they’re the size of a bee sting, or as large as the tires on an 18-wheeler.
First, we have the fantasy boobs. Boobs that are real, and amazing, and you wish they were yours. The owner of fantasy boobs never brags about them. She doesn’t have to. If you have fantasy boobs you’re probably reading this like:
Then there’s the girl who has semi-large to OMG-put-those-things-away-large boobs. Her boobs are all she can ever talk about, and she flaunts them like:
Every girl around her is like:
Most guys are just like:
Actually, most guys just stare at your boobs no matter if they’re fantasy, annoying, or even if they’re like this:
Um, maybe not.
There’s always that awkward moment when a male professor, or doctor, or any male who should not be sexually interested in you, glances at your boobs like:
And then they look at you like nothing happened and you’re all like:
What are your boob pet peeves? Do you love your boobs or hate them?