I had a dentist appointment at 10 a.m. today. 

No one on the planet likes going to the dentist. That is a fact. I get to the office, and they lead me to the room, and I sit and wait for my oral torture like:

Then the dental hygienist comes in (he was actually young and attractive, woo!) and he puts the chair back all slowly, and I open my mouth like:

All the dentists are so perky, like they have the best job in the world. They love telling you that you probably have gingivitis and cavities and that your wisdom teeth will need to be yanked out of your skull soon. And then they're like:

Before my cleaning, my dentist asked me if I floss daily. I'm like:

He looks at me like:

So he goes about cleaning my teeth. Ow. My face feels like this:

Then he's all like, 'you're bleeding pretty heavily...' obviously insinuating that I don't floss everyday (which I don't...). He's like:

I'm like:

He's trying to talk to me while nine of his fingers are in my mouth. Not cool, bro. Once I was finally done, I ran out of there like:

Then I went to Coldstone. No lie.

What do you hate the most about the dentist?