Up until I was like, 18, I looked like a Vietnamese girl. I remember, it took me a while that you could actually talk to girls. I remember during elementary school, I used to accidentally fall on [girls] during volleyball practice. And just a few years later, that’s illegal. That’s straight up inappropriate.
- Ryan Reynolds on Conan Thursday night, talking about his awkward years and the pick-up moves he can probably retire now that he no longer looks “like a Vietnamese girl.”
You can play volleyball with me anytime, Ryan!!