Kim Kardashian is getting married, and just this week Kim and the future Mr. Kardashian were spotted shopping for wedding gifts at a store that seems to specialize in useless junk.

Don’t worry, Lovelies, thanks to the power of the internet, we can see exactly what useless stuff Kim and her fiancee Kris are asking for on their special day. 

Take, for example, the “Baccarat Cosmos Extra Large Vase”: 

Everything in the registry seems to fall under ‘absurdly expensive’ or just simply ‘absurd’, and this one definitely fits the former, costing a hefty $7,850. Don’t get me wrong, I like it– but even if I had that money to spend, I don’t think it’d be on a vase for someone else’s wedding present. 

Over in “simply bizarre,” we have this…thing, called “The Cactus Flacon (Number 2)”: 

At $450, it’s one of the cheaper things on the registry, although I don’t know what you’re supposed to do with it once you own it. 

Now, I will give credit where credit is due, I’m loving this choice of dish wear (it’s Hermes!): 

But overall, I think this wedding registry is more tacky than tasteful. If you want to form your own opinion, you can look at the whole list of possible wedding presents here.  

What would you choose to bring to the Kardashian wedding, Lovelies? Anything of the list you just can’t live with out? And can anyone tell me what a Flacon is?