I HATE a man in skinny jeans.  I don’t know where that fashion started, but I would be more than happy to end it as soon as possible.

I just can’t take a grown man seriously if he is in skinny jeans! The fact that we would wear the same fashion is just a turn off. 

The other day, I saw the most ridiculous thing in the world.  I was pulling into a gas station, and saw three guys all wearing skinny jeans! Here’s the kicker: They were SAGGING! And here’s the worst part (oh, yes it gets worse):  THEY HAD BELTS ON!  I am far from old fashioned, but I almost got out of my car and smacked all of them!  And the piece de resistance: They were holding their pants up with one hand. 

SERIOUSLY?! Oh my dear Jesus just shoot me now! 

I don’t understand it. Skinny jeans, sagging, with a belt on, and holding it up with one hand… ummm… Can someone please explain the logic in that?  Because no matter how hard I try, I just can’t understand it.