Reader beware: I bite when it comes to judging men. A girl’s gotta have taste right? Thankfully we all don’t have the same taste or there would be FAR more girl on girl crime than exists already (things might turn into a scene straight from Mean Girls).
I can especially be harsh when it comes to famous guys. Here are my top 5 “only attractive because they’re famous” men (in no particular order).
1. Lil Wayne. I have a friend who is completely NUTS over this guy. She thinks he is the hottest thing since slice bread. Umm? *scratches head* Are we looking at the same dude? Don’t get me wrong, I personally love Lil Wayne’s music, but DAMN is he ugly. You can keep your lollipop, I’ll stick to chewing gum.
2. A-Rod. Now I know some girls out there are sending me death rays right now, but I just don’t see it. I saw a picture of him today in US Weekly and cringed. Good for you Cameron Diaz if that’s what you’re into but he’d never hit a homerun in my ballpark (wow, that was corny).
3. Pau Gasol. While we’re on our sports’ tip, I have to bring this ape of a man into the mix. For those of you who don’t know, Gasol is a forward and sometimes center for the L.A Lakers and an eyesore for all. Measuring in at exactly 7 feet, he is 250 lbs of bad, gangly, Spanish genes. I admit (though I hate the Lakers), he is a good player, but for some reason basketball players just aren’t attractive, well for the most part. Maybe they figure they have to get girls somehow, why not be a famous athlete?
4. Marilyn Manson. Now, I’ll never understand this one. Just LOOK at him. I don’t know ONE person who would call him attractive, let alone sexy, yet he lands the most beautiful girls (Evan Rachel Wood anyone). W.T.F? How does this happen? I’ll tell you how: F.A.M.E…and of course money doesn’t hurt.
5. Jon Heder. Best remembered as the kid who couldn’t find his chapstick (well, Napoleon, you’re making our eyes hurt real bad). Yea, he has gotten a tad better looking since his Dynamite days, but that smile is hard to forget, and not in a good way.
There you have it. My “list” of ugly celebs. The best part (#sarcasm) is that most of the guys on this list have gotten SO many women; Lil Wayne has like 9 kids for crying out loud!
Who’s on your “only attractive because they’re famous” list? Would any of mine be on yours too?