So it's well past 6 p.m. in most time zones, and there is still no word on major earthquakes, open graves, or floaters (people being zoomed up to heaven I mean). The man behind today's supposed beginning of the end, Harold Camping, is no where to be found. The Family Radio Headquarters, which is based in Oakland, Calif. has been deserted. And I have a funny feeling that he along with the millions of dollars that were donated to him will never been seen again, at least not in this country.

Is the end near? How should I know. The only thing I can be certain of is that if it is, there is no way to put an exact date and time on it. For all of those people who believed Mr. Camping, donated to his cause, sold all of their property, quit their jobs, deserted their families to spread the word, I truly feel sorry for you. Let's say he was right, why would you sell your property? What good is the money to you after your soul has been sent to heaven? What good will that property be to the person you sold it to if the world is going to end? So many questions, so little rational answers.

Well, since it seems that May 21st isn't the day, we're going to have to wait around for December 21st, 2012 to see if the Mayans got it right... can't wait for that one!

In the meantime, listen to the real Rapture:

Were you wrapped up in the end of days hype?