I went to ModCloth hoping to write a “Help Curb Jessica’s Impulse Shopping!” post, but I got too distracted by the fuggo batch of shoes. Sorry, guys!
Maybe if you’re a Rainbow Brite themed stripper? (Spectacular Spectrum Wedge, $159)
I went to ModCloth hoping to write a “Help Curb Jessica’s Impulse Shopping!” post, but I got too distracted by the fuggo batch of shoes. Sorry, guys!
Maybe if you’re a Rainbow Brite themed stripper? (Spectacular Spectrum Wedge, $159)
orchid / 221 posts
The only really blecky ones are the rainbow ones, the rest aren’t all that bad.
And “fuggo batch of shoes” made me teehee.
daisy / 617 posts
I agree. I think they all sucked.
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I think my gay friend would have a heart attack.
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I could totally see a drag queen wearing that first pair.
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….and I totally agree with the term “fuggo batch”.
daffodil / 1615 posts
Hahahaha I saw the rainbow ones yesterday and vomited in my mouth
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LOL at the first pair.
daffodil / 1579 posts
yeah they’re all ugly. the first pair is the worst but the rest aren’t that bad.
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Yikes.
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WOW. Those are… awful.
Those purple things look like cheap plastic dress up shoes.
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The Sunset Beach Heel isn’t THAT bad in comparison. I could see someone wearing it and I wouldn’t say “omg, fug.”
sunflower / 300 posts
i actually like the leopard wedges. and the purple lace up ones aren’t too horrible. i could see someone (not myself) working them.
daffodil / 1525 posts
Hahaha, the commentary on the last one. ModCloth has some things that just make me WTF. I only ever go there to laugh at the descriptions of shoes and clothes with my boyfriend, though.
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I’d try on the rainbow wedges for fun if I saw them at a store and prance around like a jolly green bean giant even though I still wouldn’t be over 6′ tall with them on, but I wouldn’t buy them. the flats don’t look comfortable like it would restrict your ankle movement, so the person would probably walk like pinocchio
rose / 834 posts
wtf why are these so expensive? They look terrifyingly uncomfortable and disgusting. I go to DSW and find cheap yet cute shoes all the time… for less than $50. Who do these people think they are?
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i was going to write a post about the first ones, but you beat me to it!
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I think that’s part of the beauty of ModCloth: sometimes you find GORGEOUS stuff, and other times? Well, you find stuff as shockingly awful as these shoes. That site is a constant source of entertainment for me =)
lily / 5148 posts
These shoes are so ugly. Gasp
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I love those rainbow platforms and the leopard print wedges. I like “ugly” shoes.
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I don’t like the purple ones or the flats, but the rest are kind of cute in their own way. I wouldn’t wear the rainbow ones, but I’d wear the leopard ones and the beachy ones if I was shorter. =P
sunflower / 416 posts
The rainbow ones would be amazing at a 60′s theme party or something. Lol. And the Sunset Beach Heel isn’t TOO bad. The other ones though… yeesh.
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I like the “Jessica Simpson” ones (: They’re cute.
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@not_your_concern@xanga - agreed! these would be amazing for a 60′s theme costume orrr if i were in a band, i’d totally rock these.
actually, on second thought, i’m kind in love with how tacky they are ; )
daisy / 507 posts
the last one isn’t that ugly lol
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I have a soft spot for ugly shoes. I would wear all of these.
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The second to last is cute! I wouldn’t wear it though cuz I’ll just break my face
magnolia / 1357 posts
Actually, I happen to LOVE the first pair. I really wouldn’t care if everyone around me hated them, I’d still wear them
Oh, and I also really like the fourth ones.
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:\ Do people actually buy these? Kind of seems like it’s being done for the wow-factor, but what’s the point if you aren’t going to make money off it? Call me a grandma, but I like cute, comfy shoes that I can match with whatever.
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the last ones are kind of cute. just cut off a few straps and bows.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
@starcrossedloversdivine@xanga - Most of them were designed by Jeffrey Campbell, who’s pretty trendy right now.
And yeah, they’re hideous. Jeffrey Campbell shoes are hideous. I love ridiculous shoes, but holy shit that’s too much.
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Definitely not a fan of the first one, but the rest aren’t too bad.
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I like the sunset beach heel but the rest I agree with
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I like the purple one, but other than that, eugh lol
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I kind of like the “Jessica Simpson” shoes.
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The 4th and 5th pair aren’t all that bad…actually, I’d totally wear the 4th pair.
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Wow… That last shoe was all kinds of wrong…
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those are ugly!
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Jessica admit it…you bought all of these! im proud of you!
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http://www.modcloth.com/Womens/Bottoms/Shorts/-By-Golly-Shorts These shorts i found on the site trump ANY of those shoes in ugliness xD
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Why do these exist?!
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i actually like the “greatest shoe on earth” … but i wouldnt wear them . haha .
cherry blossom / 45 posts
What’s ridiculous is how expensive they all are.
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The rainbow ones are cute in a “no one should ever wear those” kind of way.
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The sunset beach heel isn’t something I’d ever wear but it doesn’t look too bad. But the rest? Yeahhhhh…
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ugh dang sister I agree withcha. these are pretty damn fugg
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i just cried a bit ,
i adore the leopard ones ! jeff campbell <3 aaaaahh
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vomit
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*Guilty* I actually LIKE the “Rainbow Brite themed stripper” shoe!!! It makes me feel all happy inside!
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I like the leopard one