“R u skinny in real life?”
That’s just one of the charming messages sent by one online dater to another which can be seen on a new website: Messages from Match. Started in April, this site shows us what really goes on in the inboxes of online daters.
Here’s some of my favorites:
Just heard that Shakira’s in town. If I were you, I’d snatch me up before she does!
Being a midget doesn’t leave me many options but I’m sure in time that you will learn to love me. Don’t assume that just because I’m short (3’2”) that I’m not
packing something serious under these silk, sexy, boxers.
Seriously though, I’m single, educated, 27 years old, 6’2. I work and play hard. I hope to hear from you soon and thanks for your time.
I challenge you to a cookie off. Winner keeps all of the cookies for themselves. Loser has to bake then winner cookies for one whole year. Every day. Eight dozen. Deliver them to doorstep. With milk. And….nope, that’s it.
-Cookie King Tyler-
Ah, I knew it! You didn’t get back to me because you really ARE a 50 year old man writing to me from his basement! Just my luck.
It’s not like there could be some other reason you haven’t written back that I can think of. But that’s no reason to be rude, right? Even if you’re too afraid to answer my last email, you can still write back and tell me about your basement lair. What’s it like?
hi im james woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ur sooooooooooooooooo beautiful i dont believe ur really single..lol wow but if it true.. its very nice meeting u.. well just wanted u to know im very kind, caring, honest gentleman.. all i ask is a chance to prove it… YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE I COME WITH A “30 DAYS MONEY BACK GUARANTEED” IF UR NOT COMPLETELY SATIFIED WITH OUR CONVERSATION OR OUR FIRST DATE U CAN RETURN ME BACK TO P.O.F. FOR A FULL REFUN OF THE PURCHASED PRICE……(minus shipping and handling)….lolololololol…..jk… pls just one chance…
Have you ever gotten a submission-worth message on a dating website?