In case pajama jeans, jorts and jeggings haven't already scared the denim bejeezus out of you, there's a new warm-weather type of Frankenjean here to make us all look terribly, terribly ugly. Meet the jorjegging.

The jorjegging, as you could probably guess, packs all the fashion punch of a "jort" (jeans short) with that added lovely Spandex-y comfort of a legging or jegging.

They've already debuted at Bloomingdale's here in New York. RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES, AMERICA! [via Racked]