Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have finally revealed the names of their newborn twins (yeah, she gave birth over the weekend. What, you were, like, following some other news story?).

*drumroll please…*

Carey and hubby Nick Cannon’s son is named Moroccan Scott Cannon and their daughter is named Monroe Cannon, according to People:

Scott is both the middle name of Cannon, 30, and his grandmother’s maiden name. Carey and Cannon’s daughter did not receive a middle name because the singer herself doesn’t have one.

As for the inspiration behind the names, Monroe was named after Marilyn Monroe, who has been an inspiration to Carey, 42, while Moroccan comes from the top-tier of Carey’s New York City apartment, which features Moroccan-inspired décor and was also the site of Cannon’s marriage proposal.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, you can name your kiddos whatever you want. But I’m not feeling the names.

How about you?