Kids these days. Give them a little taste of fame and they start itching for more. According to Popeater, Jo, who appeared on MTV’s Teen Mom 2 with ex-girlfirend Kaitlyn and son Isaac, has released a rap video titled “Unthinkable Remix.” It’s sung to the background of the original Alicia Keys song, and you may laugh at me, but I have to give this kid lyrical props.
Rapping under the name N.I.C.K B, Joe Rivera is not on the path to a top musical career, and the video is beyond tacky. Rivera tries to charm us by laying in a wife-beater on a queen-sized bed, staring soulfully into the eyes of girl who wears leopard-printed leggings. I’ll pass on that one, but I have to say the lyrics are a little catchy. My favorite lines include, “My appetite for you is becoming obese/I’m ready to bite but I’m like a dog with no teeth/Until you give me a chance I’m a branch with no leaves/Cold with no fleece/in a desert with no breeze.”
Classic.
Please watch this video, and tell me what you Lovelies think!
ranunculus / 3457 posts
It’s not so bad. I’m sure he has lots to rap about with an ex that has the loving personality of a plank of wood.
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i’m shocked… this is better than what i expected fer sure
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Amazing. Poetic. Beautiful.
Clearly, he has a gift.
magnolia / 1042 posts
i only have one gripe…lyrically. it is not “wif ya” or “baby’s breaf” …..seriously. it’s like every “th” was replaced with “f” haha. i hate that.
otherwise, i’m impressed. it wasn’t half bad.
daisy / 727 posts
It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. I remember seeing an episode when he was recording and I was like O_o the whole time, but definitely not as bad as I thought when I saw that episode haha.
daisy / 658 posts
decent but i still HATE that guy. isn’t that the verbally abusive turd?
hydrangea / 54 posts
It’s not as bad as I had expected, but the video was tacky haha, I think. Overall though, he did a good job.
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wasnt too bad. video was low budget so i cant really bash it. but its kinda hard to take him serious after seeing him on teen mom haha
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i couldnt even make it past the two minute mark. didn’t like him on teen mom 2 dont like him now.
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The video was atrocious and the chorus needs a little work but it wasn’t bad.
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LAWL. PERFECT.
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lmaolmaolmao
shut up and go take care of your baby.
peony / 1 posts
It wasn’t that bad the song that is but the video was not good at all but I will give it to him he’s trying so big props to him.Maybe he will get it right on his next one.