Can you believe this cake is real? It’s a 10 year-old’s dream come true, or the type of thing that a guy would give to a girl for her birthday because he’s incapable of baking a real cake.  You know you’re forever alone when food porn inspires you to give hints to a hypothetical boyfriend….

Would you eat this? It’s so pretty I can’t fathom ruining it. [Babble, via Buzzfeed]