May's issue of Allure features former The Hills star Lauren Conrad as its cover model. 

With perfectly groomed eyebrows, an off-the-shoulder sweater, and a smile that reveals the slightest glimpse of her teeth, I think she looks pretty fantastic and natural (as natural as can be when you're on the cover of a magazine, anyway).  If I had to choose whether or not to classify her as "sexy" or "undesirable," she'd secure a place on the former list, rather than the latter.

But Lauren wouldn't agree with me.

She told the mag:

I'm not a sexy person.  I'm OK with it.  I've never been the sexy girl.  Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, "Oh, you're cute."

Well LC, in the words of Ron Burgundy...agree to disagree!  In the days since the cameras stopped filming her daily life, she's managed to keep a relatively low profile compared to some of her co-stars (Speidi, anyone?), author some books, design some clothes, and snag a non-douchey boyfriend. 

If you ask me, success and humility are always sexy.

How do you define sexy?