Lovelyish

i can’t decide if this is an april fool’s or not.

the only ones that might possibly work on me are 2, 3 (cheesy, but could be cute if done well), and maybe 7.  the rest are just stupid and/or disturbing.

@porcelain_alice@xanga - Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

@jesse - You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

@ohveryoung@xanga - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!

@porcelain_alice@xanga - Lol same here about the April Fool’s thing!

I never used pick up lines. I think they’re cheesy. Not in a cute way either..Just weird most of the time.

I don’t use pick up lines, just my natural charm ;D

@nihaokeisha@xanga - Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see!

@xSerendipity713x@xanga - What time do you have to be back in heaven?

@jesse - Ohhh man, I think you just stole my heart with that line ;D .

So cheesy!

Yesterday I was at the store and an old man came up to me and said “Excuse me, could I ask you a question? Why are you so beautiful?” It was sooo precious! haha if he was my age it would’ve won him my attention for sure

@forever_musing@xanga - You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

@mikaekie@xanga - Excuse me, could I ask you a question? Why are you so beautiful?

I’m trying to decide if this is an april fool’s joke or a legit post. Considering you’re female (well at least . . . I think you are . . . from your picture and all . . . . ) I’m pretty sure you don’t have “an incredible hulk” hiding behind your zipper  

“Do you have a band-aid? cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes”

@jesse - <3

I was thinking about this at work!   MAYBE, if a guy said, “um, excuse me, I .. I lost my number… can I have yours?” -I’d find him endearing.  Long as he was really that awkward and not some egoguy thinking “THIS’ll work!  Cause I’m HOT.”

@muddyboots95@xanga - Do you have a band-aid? cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

wowwww i cant honestly say i have never gotten seriously hit on with a cheesy line -__- thank god

@bamxocandy@xanga - Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Number one makes me laugh. haha

@Lost_Innocence09@xanga - What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Lmfao. If someone uses a line on me seriously, I feel awkward. If it’s a joke, it kinda makes me giggle. Sometimes.

i love how some ppl don’t understand its april fools and take all this seriously haha

@TheInappropriateSkirt@xanga - POOF! I’m here, where are your other two wishes?

@ntancin@xanga - I’ll take you seriously whenever you want, baby

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - lol, i try that one with a cocktail napkin all the time as a JOKE, but girls just end up screaming and calling the police or whatever, LOL

i wish more guys would use these pick up lines in montreal area. because i would definitely fall of you. hahahahha

@jesse - wow you must be old, cuz you’re soo cheesy 

#5 would get me for sure! Hahaha jk. I have yet to hear a pick-up line worthy of a date. HOWEVER, this one that I recently heard gave me a good laugh!

Guy: Are you going to the ______ event today?

Me: Maybe. What kind of food are they serving?

Guy: I don’t know, but you could have me for dessert!

LOL! He got cute points for that one.

LOL @ your eyes are the same color as my porsche!!!

@prettykay04@xanga - bonjour! je parle francais! voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

so lameee, i would never use any of these

HAHAHA I love #2
Even though they’re cheesy, I’m pretty sure that I’d smile and maybe laugh if someone used one of those on me. They are sort of fun

I am DYING! The ten i see one had me cracking up! I love these

guy: Excuse me, did it hurt?

girl: did what hurt?
guy: did it hurt when you fall from heaven?
girl: awww
guy: because the fall really f*cked up your face!

ok, this is a crude joke that I would only use on b*tchy girls (haven’t have a chance to use it yet)

My favorite pickup line ever:
“I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”

@Wobot - YESSS.
Science nerd pickup lines are the best:)

Four is the only new one to me… and it would probably work, as in I would start talking to the person. But then again, coming up to me and saying any variations of hi and hello would probably work, too.

Number 2 is kind of cute. The rest I would just give the guy a dirty look if he was seriously saying any of that stuff to me.

@jesse - did ya get laid yet?

@jesse - lmfao  

I think it’d be sweet/funny if someone used on me! a romantic one, that is. hahaha.

#3 would make me run away, but #2 is quite cute. ha!