im [sic] always a klutz, Is it not allowed to slip and fall?”
– Lindsay Lohan on her Facebook, after faceplanting on the floor of a Lower East Side bar on Wednesday night. Yeah, the same way I’m just inspecting the ground outside that Walmart after I downed too many Lokos in my pickup truck. WHAT [People]
daisy / 617 posts
Lawlz. People here really do that–get drunk and then head into Wal-Mart. Gotta love those redneck hicks.
daffodil / 1601 posts
Well, I believe someone can be a klutz but when you’re at a bar you aren’t making a good case on the “I’m not drunk” part.
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Though to us she is just being redundant. If she was not drunk she wouldn’t be in a legal mess. All that alcohol damaged her good judgment and look where she is now. She is trouble on two legs.
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WORD
magnolia / 1042 posts
i dunno, i could believe it. but only because i’m a super klutz. so i know what it’s like for people to think i’m drunk when really i just have a horrible sense of balance lol.
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LMFAO.
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@beebizzle@xanga - I am that way every day as well.
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love her
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No, “it’s” not allowed to slip and fall! LOL.
sunflower / 320 posts
I was a fan.
sunflower / 320 posts
I had a dream that they made her stupid.
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Wonder how many ppl are friends with her on Facebook? my word…. lol