1. Armie Hammer. Let’s just get this out of the way: I’m 100 percent heterosexual, but I can admire a pretty dude.


2. Daniel Henney. Biracial pretty dudes FTW. I first laid eyes on Daniel Henney in a Korean drama that my girlfriend made me watch, and he was so pretty that I wasn’t even mad at how much she drooled over him.

3. King Colin Firth. He’s a good actor, yeah, and he has a British accent, but aside from that, doesn’t he look so squishy and cuddly? Kind of like how a woman should be.


4. Russell Crowe. Because Maximus was a beast. A sexy beast.

5. Christopher Nolan, a.k.a. my talent crush

6. The Old Spice Guy


7. Rafael Nadal. Need to throw an athlete in here somewhere.


8. Stephen Colbert. Women say that funny equals sexy, so the combination of funny + smart + glasses should be enough to make any straight guy question his heterosexuality.


9. Steve Jobs. Look, I can’t always have a girlfriend, so nothing keeps loneliness at bay like an iPhone.

Who would you go gay for? What do you think of my choices?