Preach it, face chart! [BuzzFeed]
orchid / 237 posts
HAHAHAHA, this made me giggle
I saw one of those Kristen Stewart things on Tumblr the other day…still makes me laugh. :D
Emma is lovely!!
hydrangea / 62 posts
wow, this is genius!!
lolol. this just proves Kristen is a robot.
hydrangea / 69 posts
AKA: Kristen Stewart is the WORST actress on the planet.
Thank you, and goodnight.
@stargazer_8000@xanga - * applauds*
This made me laugh. How true!
I love this. XD
she plays a vampire’s girlfriend, so what do people expect kristen plays a geeky harry potter’s love interest. they are each playing their role the way it is suppose to be, so neither are better than the other. I think kristen is prettier I’m partial to the goth brunette look than giggly blondes:D
daisy / 617 posts
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Idk where you’ve been, but Emma Watson is about the furthest thing from a ‘giggly blond’
@ohveryoung@xanga - I’m only judging by these pictures. I don’t follow her regularly.
ranunculus / 3285 posts
hahaha SO true!
ahh this made my day!
LOVE EMMA <3
rose / 960 posts
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - you probably shouldn’t respond when you don’t really know what you’re talking about. kristen stewart is best known playing an awkward teenager who’s in love/in a relationship with a vampire. emma watson is best known playing one of harry potter’s best friends, and ron weasley’s love interest. she is also brunette who went blond for a dance movie in the UK and goes to/is on hiatus from going to brown university here in the US.
sunflower / 366 posts
haha own’d xD
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - you probably should pay attention because you basically copied/paraphrased what I said about kristen being a vampire gf and emma being a geek character role. I’m aware that hair colors can change for movie roles but I was judging on these comparison pics.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - actually, you didn’t. you wrote that kristen was harry potter’s geeky love interest. and this is incorrect on two counts that i’ve already pointed out in my response to you. those mistakes are what prompted my previous comment. granted, i probably should have taken into account that you were just a victim of a typo,
but it still stands that you don’t know enough of what you’re talking about if you thought that either of the women depicted above was harry potter’s love interest, ever, and it still stands that you have no business responding with such a lack of knowledge. if you don’t ‘follow’ emma watson, then you’ve already told me you’ve only watched the HP movies series, and maybe not completely. and i doubt you’ve seen kristen stewart in anything except Twilight + sequels.
To give Kristen Stewart the benefit of the doubt, she *is* playing a character with the emotional complexity of celery.
love love love. <3 ahaha.
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - actually if you’ve read the detailed books, there are quotes that show that harry is indeed interested in hermoine as more than a best friend, but he holds back his feelings, because he knows that hermoine and ron are interested in each other which is apparent in the movie. otherwise ron wouldn’t be jealous of harry when harry and hermoine are talking to each other unless he felt that harry had a thing for hermoine, so in that sense, heromoine is harry’s love interest but people wouldn’t really know if they didn’t read the book. if you haven’t read the books, you have no business responding either I don’t really watch movies, I read books I haven’t seen any of the twilight movies but that doesn’t mean that I can’t judge comparison facial pictures for fun.
daffodil / 1607 posts
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - haha i think youmeant emma is playing a love interest ^.^ I do agree that Kristen is prettier, I have never really though of Emma as a big beauty, though she is cute
daffodil / 1615 posts
this is hilarious and SO accurate
it’s funny, but using the same picture for kristen stewart’s side is fucking annoying, just because she starred in twilight doesn’t make her a bad actress. god.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - oh i know that. i’ve been shipping harryxhermione for ages, but it definitely isn’t cannon, and so, hermione is NOT harry’s love interest, and those moments are definitely not kept in the movies. i read the books too; the entire series is currently sitting in the bookshelf behind my head.
i’m saying that if you don’t know the actresses or watched the movies involved in this humorous take on acting comparison, you have no business attempting to justify one side or another. i’m holding to that.
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - if you follow emma or other celebrities, then it thirdly stands that you are a mindless drone, who believes and watches the overrated hype that the media feeds. a majority of my comments are sarcastic, so you got offended and overreacted over my kristen typo. I can justify whoever I want in my opinions, because other people have minds of their own and can distinguish between what is and isn’t real and choose to believe or not believe what they read. I simply wanted to compliment kristen for being pretty to maybe piss off emma fans
THANK YOUUUUUUU.SO. MUCH.
orchid / 138 posts
I think they are both beautiful in their own way – they are both attractive in my eyes because they seem to both be confident in who they are, regardless of criticism. Albeit, Kristen Stewart’s roles aren’t as animated as Emma Watson’s roles. Kristen seems to keep getting the same drone-like roles while Emma is offered a wider spectrum. If Kristen was challenged, I think she could surprise a few of us. Unfortunately, directors pick roles based on her famous roles and what they can see her in, same as Emma.
Kinda like Dakota Fanning. She is a great actress, but she plays the same role in every movie – a mature child who is somewhat distant from adults around her, as well as children.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - lol, i don’t ‘follow’ celebrities either. honestly, i’m just trollin’. i don’t really care about your opinion on either of them at all. your first response to the article was just begging to be picked on because it sounded so dumb against all of the obvious emma watson fans. your continued response to my jabs only reinforce the idea that YOU are the one taking this too seriously. thus, troll win, silly girl fail
Hilarious. And almost completely true, which makes it better. lol.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Just wondering, what rule book says a vampire’s girlfriend is only supposed to have one facial expression? Was that a joke? I think an actress should only have one expression when playing someone who’s face is completely paralyzed or dead. And Bella/Kristen is definitely not “goth.” Maybe you shouldn’t make arguments about things you haven’t seen.
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - you look like you’re 13, so I cut you some slack. I usually tell them that I don’t give a shit and to bite me you obviously care about the political correctness. you watched the series enough to be considered harry potter’s little bitch
@lygophilia@xanga - well the casting directors found her suitable for the role and hired her, so she must be doing something right to please the writers/directors. robert pattinson has the same blank expression, but twilight is still popular. blame it on the casting and fans, who continue to support it. whether someone is or isn’t a good actress is subject to personal opinion/bias. I can watch both series completely and still think they suck as actresses when others think they are good.
LOVE Emma Watson
For what it’s worth, she had hundreds of times more range in The Runaways than she does in Twilight. Of course, that still puts her at maybe a tenth of the range of the average actor.
This just isn’t that funny to me. Bahaha look it’s a bunch of pictures of Emma and the same one of Kristen over and over… trololol…
Also… some people are scarily defensive when it comes to Emma Watson. o_o;
sunflower / 327 posts
this is offensive. i like kristen. and btw emma watson is boring me.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Kristen plays EVERY role that way. She’s also not in Harry Potter.
Mmm, Kristen is a hottie, I love her awkwardness.
sunflower / 271 posts
cherry blossom / 39 posts
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - girl you are so out of line on everything you have commented on this post.
@TooComplicated2Explain@xanga - that’s what my original comment was saying that each actress is meant to play whichever role they were meant to play according to the casting directors. I made a typo and addressed that in my other comment but that sponge girl got up in my business
@mysen10rlife@xanga - she admitted to “trollin” me and said that my comment was begging to be picked on, so who is out of line?! lol you people can’t comprehend that my original comment was simply saying that neither are better actresses than the other because they play different characters, so they can’t be fairly compared. she is looking to pick fights because she is a drama queen. she was condescending and name called first, so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - haha, you must be less mature than a 13-year-old then because unlike you, i haven’t resorted to curse words to emphasize my argument it also appears that you don’t know what political correctness means, and that i’ve agitated you, for if you aren’t agitated, why would you ever respond? poor girl. i feel your cyberpain.
LOL. this is awesome! What would’ve made this better was if kristen stewart was looking more stoned ^^
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - you’re the self proclaimed troll, who tries to sound pseudo intelligent, and you look like a biscuit faced troll and play the part well. you can have that role because kristen is too pretty for that character. kiss my cinnamoroll ass this is funny to me. if you aren’t hot for harry potter, why would you keep defending him?!;)
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - lol. niice. I understand what you meant now. srry. I still think Kristen is a horrible actress though. lol.
@TooComplicated2Explain@xanga - I don’t like the newbie actresses either. I’m a fan of jodie foster and denzel washington movies:)
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - ehh. I’m not a huge fan of Jodi or Denzel, although I admit they both act wonderfully. They just don’t typically star in my type of movie. I personally love comedic movies, so it doesn’t really matter much whether the stars can act, so long as they can convey a joke.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - nah, i said i was just trollin’. you don’t seem to know the difference between the two either. i don’t know what a ‘biscuit-faced troll’ really entails; never heard of it before. and i had no idea it was a part in a movie. maybe i should ‘follow’ more celebrities to get more knowledge of these things like you. again, if i’m pseudo-intelligent, you’re just admitting that you’re openly simple by using such profanity again. and i do enjoy harry potter, when did i ever say i didn’t? i wasn’t defending him, i was making fun of you, sweetie
Lol, and that’s why we love her!
This made me laugh. LOL.
She lacks expression. That’s all. :p
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - it wasn’t part of any movie. I was insulting your sissyboy harry potter loving ass this entire time. you don’t understand what pseudo intelligent means because that was actually calling you a dumbass, but you are too dense to see it. trollin makes you a troll and I made that biscuit face up because that’s what you look like. I don’t follow cuntbag celebs like you, who have the entire harry potter book collection on your shelf. I’m inspired by oscar winning actor, denzel washington’s training day movie and his bitch made ass punk insults, so I’m using them on you.
lol this is amazing.
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - chill out everyone is allowed to comment with whatever they want. who cares if you think she’s wrong? that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t comment.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - i don’t think you actually read my comment, or maybe you just don’t get sarcasm. reasonable; this is just the interent afterall. there’s actually a difference between trolling and being an actual troll, but whatever. i only found out about that from a friend of mine, so i won’t hold it agianst you for not knowing. and if you’re going to make up insults, you should probably make them understandable. it’s kind of pathetic that you have to quote a movie to insult people, or that you feel the need to use profanity to insult anyone at all.
i’m sure denzel’s ‘bitch’s’ character in that movie was great and humorously justified, but you wouldn’t hear the classy denzel washington or the real actress playing his ‘bitch’ say these words, would you? because get this; in real life, ‘punk ass insults’ just show a lack of intelligence. it shows that you have nothing better to say, m’dear.
@livefastbleedslow@xanga - lol, if you’ve been following the conversation, i’m just being mean and then going with it when she makes a response. i know i shouldn’t have, but it was mighty tempting and i took the opportunity.
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - lol okay as long as you don’t really think people don’t have a right to comment. obviously you think the opposite cause it’s those comments that are fun for you haha
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - biscuit face wasn’t from the movie. you’re so ugly that you spawned the word. I used pseudo intelligent to call you a dumbass in a sophisticated way like you pretend to be, but you don’t understand sophistication, so I use slang language that your peabrain can grasp. caring about the difference doesn’t make you more intelligent, it makes you an uptight skank, because you don’t get sarcasm, not me. trying to correct me about harry potter and twilight movies doesn’t make you a genius, it makes you a monkey crazy for harry’s banana:D I’m classy in real life but profane comedic insults doesn’t make one more or less intelligent. it does make you a grammar nazi egomaniac shithead, who thinks that she is the potato face shit. you keep focusing on word differences and try to lecture me because you think you’re officially the harry potter wizard’s bitch you’re a troll and love eating the shit laced with sarcastic ratpoison that I feed you:D
daisy / 696 posts
@LiquidityOfSelf@xanga - Ah, but she has the emotional complexity of a celery. have you seen her pictures in anything else. Miss Thing can’t take a good picture if her life DEPENDED ON IT.
@aN_amAYzInG_storrII@xanga - I never said otherwise…it just doesn’t help that the character she’s playing lacks any depth whatsoever
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - again, you don’t seem to understand sarcasm. and yes, resort to personal insults to make a point, that’s very intelligent of you. i forgot to mention it before, sorry about that sweetie. lol, knowing the difference between trolling and being a troll means i have a piece of knowledge you don’t and yes, since intelligence is a mix of what you know and what you can learn, i think that gives me a one up on the intelligence. i never said pointing out differences between harry potter and twilight made me a genius; the fact that you don’t know the differences just makes you look silly.
pseudo-intelligent is not a particularly sophisticated word. saying so makes you basically what you called me. using profane comedic insults that are quotes is a rather pathetic way of arguing it means you’re unoriginal and, again, not classy.
lol, i hope you’re having fun because i am
@livefastbleedslow@xanga - yup. thanks for understanding
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - you were the one being condescending first and you don’t have a sense of humor if you keep defining intelligence and thinking that this is an arguement when it is suppose to be comedic trolling commentary, but you have no such humorous insults since you insist that you are the classier diva, who wishes she was the cute asian girl that is harry potter’s love interest in the movie, but keep daydreaming that he loves her when he secretly loves hermoine, because your biscuit faced existence is a pathetic joke in itself
This gave me my giggle for the night.
to the ladies above me, calm down sheesh.
Haha, this made me burst out laughing. Very cute. And might I add, true.
hahaha love it. Emma is amazing.
Baahaahaaa haa. ! Next up, singing skills of Grayson Clarke vs. Justin Bieber.
LOL!! nicely summed it up!
Lol! :] but I love Kristen Stewert!… I actually love both of them…. But, I like Kristen better!
I love how all of Kristen Stewart’s faces look indifferent….
sooo true haha. love this.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Well, no arguments this time. Personal opinion, agreed. I think Harry Potter sucks less than Twilight (though I admit I’ve only seen the first 4 HP’s so far and only read the first book–judging movies vs movies). The Twilight books suck just as hard as the Twilight movies. Twihards said they’re better, so I had to check–they’re better AND worse IMO, so it evens out, I guess. Except for catering to young girls, everyone involved in Twilight (in regards to your casting comment) completely failed (again, my own opinion, obviously, as that is all I can give). I like how much argument has been spawned by this picture. lol, Not even just “Twilight/Kristen is not horrible” “Yes, she is” comments. I am amused.
@lygophilia@xanga - lol that noob sponge was reverse-trolled her lamewad mary poppins humor is no match for my training day spitfire of doom
I didn’t quote anything from the denzel movie, I was just saying that I was inspired by his crass intensity. my ad-lib insults are my own she doesn’t even have witty improv skills to be a troll because she is a wannabe troll lmao my biscuit face inside joke will now be defined; biscuit face means that her face bulges out at hideous proportions like a rising biscuit. I was cracking myself up with my own content because she isn’t dave chappelle enough to battle me and politically correct means her anal sphincter is too tight and itchy due to sitting too long to watch the harry potter movies, so she needs preparation h cream badly
@lygophilia@xanga - agreed that the casting directors took the stereotypical vampire/unemotional impression too literally. I’m more of a lord of the rings fan^^
haha I love this! Emma Watson is AMAZINGGG <3
this is the funniest thing ever! haha
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - i’m sorry but emma watson will continue to have a career long after harry potter. Kristen stewart however has done no justice to her character. SHe seems stoned through half of the latest movie. Her acting skills are beginner at best. Quite frankly I do not see her having a long, steady career. She is may have had a few other roles outside of the Twilight series, but even those roles are lacking in talent and skill. She is boring and will never be my pick for a true actress.
@Resilient_Light@xanga - I’m not a fan of either actresses, so their future or lack of future doesn’t bother me. I like male actors more, such as denzel, jack black, johnny depp and jude law
@xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga - @P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - wow, you guys (especially you p0rcelain) must be reealllyy bored with your lives to keep this up right now! especially to go all out on types and actress’ lives…
i think it’s funny.emma watson’s adorablee
LMAO this chart is so freaking true!
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - i have seen kristen in a bunch of other movies and she always acts the same weird and awkward and like she is not that happy to be there she plays the same role just in different movies which makes a very bad actress
@XskinniloveX@xanga - a lot of actresses/actors play similar roles in other movies that they are cast in and being consistent in her characters might be what the directors are looking for. for example; jim carrey often plays the overly animated comedy characters in his movies or jessica alba can’t act but she is still cast in movies to play the sexy ditzy girl and people watch her movies to look at her and not admire her acting skills,etc:P
sunflower / 416 posts
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Excuse me? Sissyboy Harry Potter loving ass? Reading through your comments, you have become less mature with each one, and frankly, none of your arguments are valid. It is obvious that you are hating on Harry Potter fans (for whatever reasons). Also, there is absolutely NO indication in the books that Harry ever had a crush on Hermione. Ron was jealous of their relationship because they were such great friends – they never showed romantic feelings toward each other, and Ron’s jealousy stemmed from his own insecurities.
Also, Kristen Stewart is the type of actress that doesn’t play a role. She plays herself. She plays Kristen Stewart. The reason she can get away with it while playing Bella is because they’re very similar in personality. They’re both moody and neither of them show a lot of emotion.
@not_your_concern@xanga - you must not have been paying attention when she admitted to trolling me on purpose and had fun doing it, so I played along to troll her back. you have no sense of humor. there are quotes from sites dedicated to harry potter that show this romantic interest.
that’s what I said in my original comment about how each actress was meant to play whichever role they were assigned, and kristen was re-assigned the role to play bella again because she was good at what she does despite criticism, but people didn’t understand my comment. that sponge girl was mad that I made a typo.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - No, I did read the comment where she said she was trolling. But your comments before she said that were pretty much the same as they were AFTER she said that.
And J.K. Rowling has said HERSELF that there is NOTHING romantic between Harry and Hermione. Anybody who says there is only wants them to be together, aka Harry/Hermione shippers. There’s a difference between what you want to happen and what the writer actually wrote. I have plenty of humor, but I absolutely hate it when people ceaselessly argue about tried subjects.
@not_your_concern@xanga - that’s why I said that people have a mind of their own and don’t have to believe everything that they read. since she didn’t kindly just ask me if I made a typo and went on to accuse me in a condescending tone, then I didn’t stop on purpose to irk her. you think I’m the immature one, but there are many commentors more immature than me, who are condescending first, so I just put them in their place. it wasn’t arguing, just trollin to see who can irk the other more and you seemed to have been trolled yourself since you read the trolling comments and took it seriously. ironic that your name is not_your_concern lol yet you are nosy:P
Dude, what is the point of that? Seriously. Just because there are commenters more immature than you does not make you the mature one in this situation. The fact that you were “irking her on purpose” says just that. If you want to troll only to piss people off, go somewhere else. This weblog isn’t meant for trolling each other back and forth. Also, my username is the title of a song. And, um, this is PUBLIC. I can put in my 2 cents whenever I want.
i love them both. this is stupid.
WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED
Notify me of followup comments via e-mail
buy a blogad