Sammi “Sweetheart” of the Jersey Shore fame just launched her own jewelry line for RichRocks. It’s pretty classy, if un-inspired, full of sparkly heart shapes and swirls. To make up for the disappointment of missing out on what could have been an amazingly horrid celeb collaboration, I’m providing you with three hilarious pieces Jersey Shore jewelry.
Hand Painted “Snookie” Necklace”, $30
Remember? Because Snooki loves pickles! As she once famously said: “Pickles is my thing.”…Yeah, I know, it’s unfortunate they’re shaped like that.
DJ Pauly D – Bottle Cap Necklace – Jersey Shore Guido, $3.50
When I first saw this topless photo of Pauly D, I was completely oblivious to the fact that he was wearing a pair of headphones around his neck. Instead, I just assumed he was wearing a dog collar and a leash because he secretly loved BDSM…an image that, like most pictures of Pauly D, still made me laugh.
Unzipped Heart Brooch 6 Jersey Shore, $20
I LOL-ed hard at Snooki in clay form. Partly because I first thought the heart was a vagina, partly because the description asks you to, “Unzip [your heart] to find the Snooki that you are.” Um, I don’t think so.