There’s a fancy house for sale in the Hollywood Hills (for a cool $7.5 mil) that boasts not only a warehouse-sized shower, but one that comes equipped with its very own stripper pole.
Actually, it’s a “cave grotto with hot tub and a dancing studio with pole.” Look at how the jets have been engineered to hit you in all the right places as you’re doing your twirl! Just don’t slip and slide off. [Redfin via The Gloss]
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That seems dangerous…
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when i take a shower i’m normally in the nude.. should it be called a stripper pole? you can’t strip naked!
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Haha, how many safety warning do you think come along with that?! LOL
@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL@xanga - haha! Good point!
sunflower / 320 posts
you guys haven’t been demoralized enough. There is nothing more boring than luxury. It evokes a special kind’of fear not to be confused with respect.
I’ve lived this moment before. I’m having a hard time seeing into the future though. It’s usually a lot easier. No, I need help from the very top. We’re talking revival.
sunflower / 320 posts
I’m making everyone mad eating out and that’s the point.
sunflower / 320 posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvG_gXS8xas this is my goal. I’e been on it for a few years now. All of mes and the dead people that they got to see last night, which is disturbing. I don’t like when they show them. They’re all around me because I’m dead, but they don’t have emotions and they’re demonic. I would prefer to not see them.
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@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL@xanga - lolol a naked pole! oh dear….maybe not
sunflower / 320 posts
Oh, i’m marked for extermination. They’ll never their balance correctly. I was above average. They’re competing with me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5pHM-o2_Dk all their talent will die or leave. The group has to survive.
sunflower / 320 posts
It’ll get really moral in the end. It’ll be who is the purest, who can sacrifice the most.
I already went to the gods, and I’m hoping that my sacrifice pleased them.
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@fire_drill_09@xanga - i really hate to think how many girls have been on this pole. obviously a man owned it. that pole is crawling with stds… that’s why it has to be blasted with hot water.
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also, is it just me, or is the trolling on here getting a little…creepy?
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@Colorsofthenight@xanga - Don’t you ever get tired of blabbing about crap that is always irrelevant to the topic, stuff that nobody ever gives a crap about?
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I prefer if it was monkey bars. I’m better at twirling and spinning on monkey bars
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@WannaBeFit73@xanga - Attention whores never get tired of attention
@fire_drill_09@xanga - Lol the trolling you’re referring to is only creepy when you can actually read it!
I’d imagine this thing would be completely unusable unless you first coated your body in liquid latex for grip.
sunflower / 320 posts
@WannaBeFit73@xanga - no, because nobody listens to me anyway. I talk to air. I have dementia. I’m mostly stimulating what’s left of my brain. I got stem cells but they destroyed them. If I go too long I start to panic. Thank our awardwinning CIA because I was a terrorist. I just want out of here.
sunflower / 320 posts
I’m going to go harass Putin for awhile since he’s my only hope. You never know.
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cause youd slip, hit your head, and die
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LOL NICE!
daisy / 597 posts
@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL@xanga - lol… I Was thinking something along those lines.
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@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL@xanga - this is true
ranunculus / 3285 posts
I don’t even wanna think about where the tips go, ha!
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that kind of looks like a place where someone would get killed or something…
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@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL@xanga - ahhh that reminds me i was at a party and there was a stripper pole and i couold only imagine how many STDs there were on it… ughhh and i actually witnessed a naked girl on it
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@diannisforever@xanga - lmao if i saw that at a party i’d probably say welllll… i’ll see you guys later!