Lovelyish

That’s kinda sexist. A couple of them are funny, though.

HAHAHAHAHAHA love it

OMG #3 happened to my boyfriend -_- Like he told me he had a dream I cheated on him and now he thinks it’ll happen -__________-”

I would also break up with anyone who took me to a romantic comedy.

@Miz_Runi@xanga - I had a crazy ex like that, who would be pissed at me over a dream.

“i read something interesting today…. your emails.”

funniest one.

I’ve never done any of those…  Some of my chick friends have, and then they’ll call me in the middle of the night to vent about why those girls are always “liking” his FB statuses.  

Oh gawd. Instant Classic.

I saw this on FunnyJunk. I love this!

This is marvelous beyond words.

HAHAHAH thats how my ex was.

LOLOL

haha! 

Lmao, i love these. 

@the_peach_assailant@xanga - It’s not sexist if the same thing exists for the opposite sex. “Jackass Boyfriend: http://i.imgur.com/m9pEj.jpg“

HAHAHAHAHA thats so funny

Pretty funny!

Oh man, that praying mantis is terrifying.