Victoria’s Secret is selling these capri length camo cargo pants for spring, and I’m starting to break out in a sweat as I have flashbacks to 1999.

I’ve always found cargo pants, especially capri length, really tough to wear. It’s hard to look feminine with all that bulk, and the pockets definitely don’t help out in the, uh, slimming area. Plus, camo is hard to pair with any other piece: prints are out of the question, but a white tee looks masculine.

Plus, what shoes do you wear with them? The leggy model looks decent in those stilettos, but what is the average chick supposed to wear with those pants?

Are you like me, Lovelies, or do you dig the camo/cargo revival?