1. Peel an orange. Simply impossible, plus you get nasty orange gunk under your falsies if you try.

2. Pick something up off a flat surface, like a bobby pin or a coin or a credit card...you get the picture.

3. Peel a label off of any surface. I never realized how many labels I have to peel!!

4. Scratch an itch. The thickness of the nails makes their scratches soft. Enough said.

5. Bite your nails. This is actually a positive thing - if you absolutely can't stop, maybe fake nails would help!

Have you ever worn fake nails, Lovelies?