TALENT ALERT: Heidi Montag, future queen of pop, has released her new single. It’s called “Heartbeat,” and against all expectations, it doesn’t sound like some throwaway Britney Spears-Kpop crossover track.
Frankly, we agree with Spencer Pratt. It won’t be long before Heidi becomes our generation’s Michael Jackson.
Do you love it? Like it? Haters can get out.
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Omggg, so bad!
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She’s actually decent in some songs. What throws them off is her (and her husband’s) attitude.
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if it was mixed differently i’d like it better…her voice is WAY overpowered by everything else
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So, she is a singer heidi now?
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I can’t understand a single word she’s saying… she’s like, mumbling? or something.
orchid / 173 posts
@holdthekeys@xanga - agreed. you can barely hear her over the music =\
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WTF…THIS ISN’T TALENT -________________-
dahlia / 2747 posts
i love all the sarcasm in this post.
what the hell is she saying??
sunflower / 251 posts
Guess I’mma have to leave then.
ranunculus / 3285 posts
The only compensation I got from this post was the Netflix ad with Ryan Reynolds’ sexy face – which begs the question, how come he doesn’t have a recording contract? : (
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hahahhahahah SOOO bad
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She is such a fame whore it’s hilarious.
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wtf is she saying.
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It’s still better than Angelina’s “I’m Hot” song. But yes, this is quite terrible. Next Michael Jackson? Try next William Hung.
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@kinamorata@xanga - WHAAAAT. you’re so lucky, i didn’t get to see ryan reynolds. :’( nothing to stop the gagging from the music…
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wtf -_-
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She sounds like she had a pillow over mouth and was singing. WTF
sunflower / 309 posts
When I read the name of the song I immediately thought of that korean song called Heartbeat… (was it by 2PM? I don’t remember). I didn’t like that song, but I like it better than Heidi’s song….
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i hear music….and static….my sensitive ears don’t hear lyrics x___x
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It sounds like she’s speaking soft Finnish.
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omg that is so awful. the only thing i heard was “let me see you sweat…can you feel my heartbeat.”
rose / 807 posts
laugh.
orchid / 173 posts
LAWL.
orchid / 153 posts
this is bloody awful.
tulip / 6 posts
LOOOL. That was actually the worst song I’ve heard in a while…
sunflower / 477 posts
whats odd is that i actually kinda like this :/ despite normally hating everything about her.
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i could have made this with loops in mixcraft.
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omfg.
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I love Heidi.
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The only thing I loved about this whole post was the heavy sarcasm. <3
Ugh, when is her money gonna run out? I’m assuming that’s why we’re still looking at her…because she’s paying us?
BTW, Heidi, still waiting for my check.
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@SaMoAnTeiNe00@xanga - Lmao, I agree. That was awful.
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What the HECK is she saying???? lol oh goodness Heidi……
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I can’t hear what she’s saying at all. I agree with most commentators here. What the hell? Haters can get out? I think people who have actual taste in music can get out, this song is so bad. Give it to someone else, if the words are actually well written, this song would sound better with another real singer. Give it to Britney.
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it took roughly 6 seconds for my ears to bleed. thanks again, reality tv. another winner.
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LOL, it took me listening to the video to realize that the paragraph was a joke. I can’t even tell what the hell she is saying. Sounds uber whiney.
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Lmao you guys had me going. I didn’t really hear the satire of the post until i heard the song. & then i just starting laughing hysterically.
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That’s so atrocious.
I had to listen to the whole thing though! It was so bad, I had to see if it was going to get any better. It totally didn’t… Wish I didn’t do that…
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…Is this English?
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I think all the plastic surgery is getting in the way of her mouth
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you really just compared this bimbo to michael jackson?
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I don’t know what she’s saying…. :@
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Only YOU would think so.
sunflower / 480 posts
Her vocals are so weak, she is out-volumed by the beats. Even if they weren’t as loud, I can’t understand her at all!!