Is this tongue-in-cheek chart of intelligence based on ponytail placement onto something? [BuzzFeed]
lololololol i do all of those except the ‘theoretical zero point’. i wonder what that means?
Lulz at “theoretical zero point”.
well i guess i’m retarded. because that’s where my hair ends up at the end of each day i nanny.
This is not true :/ I am in all gifted classes at my school. According to this, I am below average? I think not
Uh…low ponytails are a pain to deal with. So no, lol. I just wear my hair down though…who has time to put it up?
rose / 834 posts
sure, low pony-tailers are smarter because they wear their hair in an ugly way, therefore have less friends and more time to do schoolwork.
I’m usually just average then…
What about those stupid side ponytails?
lol. I’m below average and retarded. bugger.
According to this, when I do sport a ponytail, I am average. lol Hmm…
-_- this is stupid.
orchid / 109 posts
Above average all the way! Haha. Even though I only wear a low ponytail to hide my ears…
I wear my hair in a low ponytail because it’s eaiser than having to brush your hair up, not because my intelligence is above average compared to others, although I do make above average grades in school.
tulip / 12 posts
Ahaa, I have beat “the system” once gain with short spikey hair. Take that society.
daffodil / 1601 posts
I don’t wear my hair up a lot. Usually when I do it’s a low pony tail just to get my hair the hell out of the way. Besides, low hair styles can be beautiful. Don’t see what’s wrong with them.
magnolia / 1369 posts
i’ve got a short red ‘fro . so i don’t fit any of these haha
cherry blossom / 48 posts
Haha, I’m above average.
Low pony tails drive me crazy. So if you consider a crazy person to be “above average” then this chart is right.However, my marks remain in the high 90′s for the most part, and I wear my down all the time, so what does that say? Also, when I do wear a pony tail, I wear it in the middle of the the “below average” and “average” placement.
sunflower / 291 posts
Finding out that I am just average has ruined my life. Thanks a freaking lot.
lol this is really stupid, but amusing. i guess my intelligence varies according to this chart from below average to above average.
What about those of us who like variety? =P
orchid / 182 posts
hahaha! its funny to me because all the girls in my high school who were considered they “prettiest, most popular & smart” all wore their pony tails like the “retarded” one. I find this truthful for them because they were not the sharpest pencils
orchid / 217 posts
LOL! This is funny! Love it! <3
If this is the case, my ponytail ranges between average and above average due to the length of my hair.
When it’s short, it’s in the back, but up a little. And when it’s long, I usually have low ponytails. I like the low ponytails because it pushes your hair out of your face, keeps it from falling onto your shoulders which is annoying, and it doesn’t hurt as badly as the ones when they’re higher.
hahahaha… what a great chart XD
The theoretical point zero looks like someone who just got out of the shower.
I used to wear mine like the last one, when my hair was long.
i am “below average”
sunflower / 276 posts
Welllll I’m average and most of the girls at my school are retarded…. nice.
sunflower / 392 posts
Woo! I’m average! No, really, my ponytail placement depends on how lazy I’m feeling. The lazier, the lower and a good amount of the time I’ll twist it and clip it up.
love it. mostly because i’m above average. in reality, i just think high pony tails make a girl look like she should still be in preschool.
orchid / 222 posts
Hooray! I’m above average!
Oh crap! I momentarily felt good about myself because of a ponytail placement chart!
No but really, this is cute. Hopefully no one takes it too seriously.
Hm. My hair isn’t even long enough to go in a pony tail..
HAHAHA AT RETARDED
so throughout the day, i start off below average and gradually become above average…
hahaha… first thing I notice, below average height is where cheer-leading ponytails are located. Mine go at average/above average depending on my mood and if it’s for work or not.
sunflower / 437 posts
my hair’s too frikkin curly to tie up. so apparently i’m intelligent for having incredibly backwards hair. COOL.
I tend to wear my hair down but when I do pull it up it’s either “above average” or “below average”.
“Below average” when I need it to be out of my face because that’s the only way my bangs will also get held back in the ponytail. “Above average” in dance class so that when we do warm-ups my ponytail isn’t pressing between my head and the floor.
I find it amusing that the “below average” placement is often used when I’m doing homework and the “above average” placement is used in dance.
Though I will agree on the “theoretical zero point”.
Theoretical zero point ftw!
Apparently I’m average if I want to put a tiny bit of effort into my pony tail, yet above average on the days that I am super lazy and don’t give a shit. =\
daisy / 501 posts
This may be right for some people, but definitely not something to take seriously.
lily / 5148 posts
How about I don’t put my hair into ponytails anymore?
i don’t think anyone would wear their hair at ‘theoretical zero point’, that defeats the purpose of a ponytail
dahlia / 2103 posts
Ha! Mine is too short to even come close to a ponytail. I am going to assume that means that I am too smart to even mess around with this whole ponytail business at all.
@i_heart_tha_80s@xanga - lol. Children have that effect on you.
Haahahahaha this just made me laugh.
I will be sharing this with my ponytail lovin friends!They will get a kick out of this!!!
@you_were_the_song_all_along@xanga - Definitely true. Some people are taking it waaaay to seriously.
wow, I’m just below average
Yay! I am above average! And this has nothing to do with how a ponytail any higher always gives me a headache… it’s cause I’m talented, yes, talented.
this is HILARIOUS!
I don’t want to judge anyone that may read this, but, looking at the girls in my school and how they wear their pony tails then comparing that to their intelligence… This diagram seems to hit the nail right on the head. >.< All the really stupid/ditsy girls where their hair right on top of their damn heads and most of people in the honors courses with me wear a normal pony tail or one at the nape of their necks, lol. I never thought you compare the two before, though. XD
I’m above average only because I can never get my part to smooth back. It’s always lumpy and stupid looking so I give up.
nice. Guess I was below average in high school. Now I’m average. Though….I’m smarter than the average joe.
orchid / 190 posts
I hope so. hehehe
@turnyalightsdownlow@xanga - I’m jealous! Once I’m out of the Navy, I’m either going with dreads or rocking the Jew ‘fro =-D
im below avg T_T
hence the “above average”
low pontytails are so azn
i honestly think that this is very accurrate =/
I’m average eh…. why is there no intelligent or genius pony tail? hahahha…
LOL…that is great. :P
my fro doesn’t fit into a ponytail
I like this.
These are hilarious, and I definitely see where how the terms match. They may not be accurate, but they work for stereotypes.
sunflower / 434 posts
If I knew that wearing low pony tails increased intelligence, I would have worn my hair that way today. I just took my teacher certification test. Oh well.
sunflower / 405 posts
fake it until you make it
but looks aren’t everything and fools you
hahaha I range from below average to above average depending on how I feel on a particular day!
Below average/average -.-.
I am average. Yay!! It would actually shock me to find out that this chart was true though.
This is really weird, because a lot of people do multiple kinds of ponytail placements, so what… does their pick for the day indicate their intelligence for the day? And hair length plays into it for some people. i prefer low ponytails, but my hair is usually kept too short for them. So would preference be telling, or just how someone puts their hair up?
There are so many questions left unanswered.
Ok, some of you need a sense of humor. Don’t take it so seriously. This is hilarious though! And I agree with @xxFADEt0BLACKxx -where’s the side pony???? This chart isn’t complete without it lol.
I guess those of us who always wear their hair down are reeeally smart! ;D
I put my hair up retard-style when I need to wash my face.
hahaha wow what the hell?
hydrangea / 83 posts
i feel like my intelligence level went down after i read this..
Hahaha, this is ridiculous.
orchid / 140 posts
Usually my hair is pulled into the “above average” ponytail, but only because I find it easier to clasp all my hair at the base of my neck. I think it’s an elegant look. But other days, like today, I’m “average” and then other days, I’m just down right “retarded”, especially if there’s not anyone around or I’m babysitting.
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