According to the South Korean company Nabix, if you are lonely, too busy to date, or in need of a girlfriend, then you’re in luck! For $1.99, the “Honey It’s Me!” app features an attractive twenty-something girl named Mina who will video call you with special “girlfriend” messages three or four times a day.
You can pick from 100 pre-recorded phrases, which include “Are you still sleeping? Time for breakfast!” and “Good night, sweet dreams.” For those who can’t speak Korean yet, don’t worry! English, Chinese, and Japanese versions are also in the works.
Apparently, the response has been overwhelmingly positive and during its free trial period, the app was downloaded 80,000 times a day. Users have tweeted that the app “a blessing for all single men.” Another says that “Mina called me while I was working overtime. This is just great.”
While I don’t want to judge what provides other people comfort–and I think this is definitely a better girlfriend alternative to RealDolls–I know this virtual lover would just make me feel worse about my loneliness because while Mina may call and talk like a girlfriend, she isn’t. A girlfriend doesn’t just speak in canned phrases; a girlfriend means conversation and connection.
What do you think? Would this kind of app console a lonely you?
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That’s just pathetic.
dahlia / 2103 posts
Um, wow. That is sad.
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I think it’s hilarious. Sad, but funny.
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this is beyond pathatic.
ranunculus / 3285 posts
That is just weird.
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People are strange anymore. This is not going to help them ever get a real girlfriend.
Kind of reminds me of those little electronic pets from when we were kids in the 90s, Tamagotchi was the brand name I think??? Fun to play with but it’s not the same as a real live pet, bahaha.
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Wtf??
sunflower / 441 posts
Pathetic but hilarious.
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that’s kinda sad.
I hope to never ever be that lonely.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Isn’t this the same way soap operas and shitty love novels console women?
Meh, people do things to feel better. I wouldn’t download an app about this but hey, if it works, for them, yay.
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Haha this makes me laugh. I know a few people who would love to have this app. But for me, it’s just weird.
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How sad. ):
lily / 5148 posts
Those silly koreans!
daisy / 543 posts
I literally said “..wat” to this.
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Hilarious! And actually somehow less creepy than ‘real dolls’.
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Hmm what a smart idea–There has to be a big market for this.
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How depressing. o.O
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It is weird and depressing, but I get the feeling some guys really need another force in their life- no matter how fake it may be.
It would definitely console some, and I actually think it has emotion… the actual speaker who was recorded was human, not a robot… but it doesn’t add the second human dimension of caring.
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I’m probably the only one who thinks it’s at least somewhat cute…
Prerecorded messages are way better than porn or disgusting dolls for men (or even for women, blegh!) to cure a little loneliness.
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you can’t even make fun of those people – its THAT sad you can do nothing but feel bad for them.
sunflower / 264 posts
hahaha i love the commentary in the vid. “hai naam yun dou lum la!” XD HAHAHAHA.
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I guess this is less sad than prostitutes o.o. Ionno, I have never
been this lonely in my life but.. I guess I can’t judge a guy who’d get
this.
Like I said, there’s people who get dolls and.. spend
bookoo money on prostitutes for the same reason. This is harmless,
granted probably not less mentally healthy, by comparison to those.
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To all the people saying “how pathetic” - have you ever felt like dying after a long, seemingly perfect relationship ends? I recently lost my long term boyfriend. I loved him more than anything, and now that he’s gone, I feel unbelievable lonely. Maybe it’s pathetic to those who aren’t depressed and lonely, but to people that really need to feel like they have someone (even if they don’t), this could actually be just what they need to pull them out of the dark hole they’re stuck in.
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@Phira_akeli@xanga - I hear that. I also been where you just said
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I wouldn’t do this, in that position.. because I desire no human interaction whatsoever when heartbroken.. but I wouldn’t judge people who do.
Judgement, though, is one thing you’ll see lots of on xanga xD.
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@Phira_akeli@xanga - youre an idiot. so youre jus going to use a ipod app tht is completely virtual to ‘pull you out of a hole’? how about you get up on your own feet and start to meet people or try to make amends wit your ex. using an ipod app is not going to make your life better- its only going to pull you deeper into a non-social hole and make you rely on tht app.
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@MeLodorama@xanga - Not necessarily. Making amends with my ex won’t do a thing, and I have plenty of friends. A great social life, actually – but no romantic life. I agree that it would be bad to become dependent on the app to keep you from loneliness, but using an app to brighten your day is a great alternative to suicide.
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@MeLodorama@xanga - I just took a look at your blog (I’m an alice nine. fan too, by the way). The boyfriend you speak of loving – if he suddenly left you, refused to make any sort of amends, leaving you feeling like nobody cared, and no matter how many friends you have, only a romantic feeling could make you happy, wouldn’t this app be close enough if you had no other choice for the time being?
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@Phira_akeli@xanga - were different kind of people then. i admire realism. i want something i can feel and touch and this app would jus depress me. it would remind me tht its not real. what comforts me in a relationship is a kiss and hug. not this. and i yeh i love alice nine. loll
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@MeLodorama@xanga - I agree with you, there’s no better time than cuddle time, but when that’s not possible, you just gotta settle for what you can :/
I love Tora :3
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im jus not encouraging this. to each his own i guess but my advice for you is to get back up on your feet again if you havent already
love is awesome as you know!!
and omg i love shou. i love everyone in alice nine. ^^
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I wonder how one of the guys would react if they were to ever see her in person.
Scary…
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Oh come on be real. If some hot piece of male ass was calling you all day to just say hi ..even if its an app it would make you smile. Hell, even if it is for the irony of it.
Lets say it was a celebrity saying hi. You would have downloaded it yesterday..or last week
And all ya’ll that say how pathetic, it wont be so fun to toss that rock when the shoe is on the other foot.
Pot calling the kettle black..seesh.
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Sadly given my experience with dating (no, I don’t have a hard time getting dates, just a hard time finding decent girls), this app would care about you a lot more than any girl would.
I’d never use an app like this, but I wouldn’t bash people who did.
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When is the English version coming out??
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I’d say “I just lost all faith in humanity”, but sadly I lost it a LONG time ago, and things like this simply remind me why…
hydrangea / 98 posts
I think it’s fairly harmless fun for those who are interested in it. I can think of many reasons a guy might use something like that and none of them would end up hurting anyone. I suppose it’s no more weird than having a fake chicken or fish thing going on.
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i think i have to move to asia. seriously, america, what have YOU put out lately?
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majority who download this app r japs. lonely jap guys LOL
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i wish they had replacement boyfriend apps!!!!
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@Phira_akeli@xanga - AGREE
This is freakin hysterical, I’d probably download it if I had a phone that did the whole app thing just because it’s funny.
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totally getting it for my lonely guyfriends !
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A girlfriend doesn’t just speak in canned phrases
Haha, speak for your own experiences. While I want the real thing, I might give this a whirl — I’ve had girls who DID speak in canned phrases, so it might seem real to me.
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omgosh, lol, why didn’t i think of this app, i’d be rich by now.
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I would certainly prefer the real thing.
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This is actually kind of cute… as long as people don’t get overly serious about it, which, of course, they will.
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wooooahhhhh……only in SK.
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great replace the need for the real female species of humans and we’ll really have a REAL shot at getting any guy we want!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i’m legit about to piss myself at the user reviews LOLOLOL
cherry blossom / 30 posts
A little sad but not pathetic. Married men cheating on their wives with prostitutes is pathetic.