Food Network’s “Semi-Homemade” guru Sandra Lee has gotten laughed at for years for her tragically bad “Kwanzaa Cake” recipe. The recipe calls for an angel food cake to be covered in chocolate cinnamon frosting, filled with apple pie filling, and sprinkled with pumpkin seeds and Corn Nuts — hilariously, Lee calls them “acorns,” but they’re clearly Corn Nuts.
Today the author/ghostwriter of the recipe, Denise Vivaldo, wrote a blog for the Huffington Post confessing the story behind the awful recipe that she penned for Lee (she also made the Hanukkah Cake recipe).
I can honestly say Ms. Lee had nothing against African Americans or Jews. She just has incredibly bad food taste. She was not discriminating about who would be harmed from her culinary “creations.” Think what your taste would be like if you came from carnival or circus people. Did I just offend Paris Hilton?”
As a matter of fact, the more tasteless the recipes got the more she liked them, the faster she approved them, and I could get home and drink some medium-priced wine after our meetings.”
Want to try out this cake-tastrophe for yourself? Here ya go:
Recipe: Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa Cake1 (10 to 12-ounce) purchased angel food cake
1 container (16 ounce) vanilla frosting
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 (21-ounce) container apple filling or topping
1 (1.7-ounce) package corn nuts
1/2 cup pumpkin seeds, toasted
1/2 cup popped popcornSpecial Equipment:
Kwanzaa candlesUsing a serrated knife, cut cake horizontally into 2 layers. Place bottom cake layer, cut side up, on a serving platter. Mix frosting, cocoa powder, vanilla, and cinnamon in large bowl until combined. Spread about 1/4 of the frosting over top of cake layer on platter. Top with second cake layer, cut side down. Spread remaining frosting evenly over top and sides of cake to coat completely. Spoon apple pie filling into hole in center of cake. Place candles atop cake. Sprinkle top of cake with some corn nuts, pumpkin seeds, and popcorn. Sprinkle remaining corn nuts and pumpkin seeds around base of cake.
The popped popcorn is my favorite part…
Would you try Sandra’s cake recipe, Lovelies?
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Wow, looks….like a heartattack
sunflower / 291 posts
Eh, isn’t too appealing to me, but I love things that many other people don’t like (undercooked pancakes, overcooked ham, mayo and french fries, lettuce/tomato/cheese/sour cream on a taco shell, soggy triscuit crackers) so I will not judge.
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i love sandra lee, but i this recipe wasn’t a big hit…
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This sounds wretched… what was she thinking when she made up this recipe???
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I just don’t understand why all of these things were thought to taste good together.
daisy / 603 posts
this sounds DISGUSTING!
but, it’s cute that she called corn nuts acorns lol
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That’s hilarious. I don’t understand what makes it Kwanzaa like though.
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Sandra Lee’s show is a mish mash of horrible tasting food. She obviously doesn’t understand flavors and just pushes anything through on TV.
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I’m sorry, but it looks and sounds awesome.
sunflower / 437 posts
oh my god haha! is that the ‘i’ll bake your cock’ woman?!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/yLtqm3frBnpi786w7zsI2ifmo1_500.jpg <– the famous picture hahaha.
daisy / 598 posts
it doesn’t look horrible but really seems amateur…like someone who doesn’t have a good palate made this lol.
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i dont get what’s so horrible with this… looks good :/
orchid / 221 posts
It got gross when she added the nuts and pumpkin seeds. :/
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this sounds so good, well cake in general is good to me, but the last three ingredients the “nuts and seeds” dont sound too good
lily / 5148 posts
I don’t make cakes except for birthdays. This cake does not appeal to me.
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It looks good, save the corn nuts and the seeds. I’d instead put ice cream in the middle, then peanuts on top. And regular chocolate frosting.
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Don’t knock it until you try it.
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lol.
daisy / 557 posts
WTF? Why…why would you even put all of these things together? Lmao, was about this says Kwanzaa? Ha, I always knew she was a little “off.”
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
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This is not the worst it gets. Look up her baked potato ice cream. Or Grandma Lorraine’s cake. Or just about anything she makes that involves icing. I get nightmares from watching her cook, I really do.
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Hahahha! I thought her meatloaf (the YouTube video) won the award for most Infamously Gross Recipe.
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ewwww
hydrangea / 82 posts
Ha, the confession’s as hilarious as the cake!
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corn nuts though on a cake?