Before the start of 2010, a celeb psychic named Nikki made 72 star-related predictions about all the shiz that would go down in the entertainment industry this year.
Was she right? ONTD did the legwork to evaluate Nikki’s supposed clairvoyance. Here’s one goof, Nikki: Dr. Phil was NOT kidnapped. Yet.
Star Predictions:
- Celine Dion will be pregnant again. (Duh, it was rumored towards the end of last year)
- Renee Zellweger will marry again.
- Fergie and her husband will split but I see a child in her future.
- Jennifer Garner and Ben Afflick will split.
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have to watch their marriage.
- Chaz Bono has to watch their health but may have a reality show.
- Cher will be hot again when her career takes off.
- Donald Trump will have yet another reality show and will create a new beauty pageant for older women.
- Believe it of not Donald Trump will work with ousted beauty contest contender Carrie Prejean.
- Megan Fox will portray a Porno Star in a film. (Does a prostitute count? How come she didn’t predict the tanking of that shitty movie?)
- Michael Buble will get engaged. (They got engaged in 2009…)
- George Clooney will marry. (lol…)
- Alex Baldwin will run for politics.
- Kim Bassinger will write a tell-all book.
- Cindy Crawford will split from her husband.
- A remake of the movie Towering Inferno.
- Tippi Hendren has to be careful of tigers.
- Tiger Woods will split form his wife. (No shit)
- Perez Hilton will have his own TV talk show but has to watch his health.
- Jeremy Irons has to watch his health.
- Bridgett Bardot has to watch her health.
- Animal TV shows will be hot again.
- The movie Precious will win many awards and will be nominated for Oscars. (Vague and no shit)
- The movie Nine will be nominated for Oscars.
- Singer Shakira has to be careful of planes.
- David Letterman has to watch his health but will divorce.
- Penny Marshall has to watch her health.
- Burt Reynolds has to watch his health.
- The band Metallica has to be careful of planes.
- Clint Eastwood will have health problems.
- Tina Fey will run for politics.
- Health woes around Angela Lansbury.
- Health problems for James Garner.
- Cher will pose nude for Playboy.
- A marriage for Madonna.
- Madonna has to watch her health.
- Diane Krall and Elvis Costello have to watch their marriage.
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Mathew Broderick will split.
- Nicolas Cage will split from his wife.
- Sean Penn will interrupt an award show talking about a world issue.
- Dr. Phil kidnapped and robbed.
- Sarah Palin will pose nude for a magazine.
- A movie star legend form Hollywood will pass. (I’m sure one has, its OLD hollywood…)
- Danger around Kanway West. (I guess…..)
- Elizabeth Taylor more health problems. (Elizabeth Taylor IS a health problem.)
- A Hollywood movie star will perish in a house fire.
- Hugh Hefner has to watch his health.
- Donny and Marie will produce a documentary on their home state of Utah.
- Johnny Depp will pose nude for a European magazine.
- Hillary Clinton will win a Nobel Peace Prize but she has to watch her health.
- Lady Gaga will win many music awards. (No shit.)
- A judge will walk off American Idol. (No shit.)
- Martha Stewart’s retirement will be suddenly announced.
- A famous model will be murdered in New York. (Idk, this probably happened.)
- Gene Simmons will buy a brewery.
- Hulk Hogan has to watch his heart.
- Donny and Marie will open up many dance studios using their name.
- Michael Jackson’s father will be arrested.
- A kidnapping around Michael Jackson’s family.
- Madonna and Lady Gaga will perform together.
- Rod Stewart has to watch his health.
- Matt Lauer will be involved in a sex scandal.
- A Hollywood movie star will drown off the coast of France.
- There may be another child around Nicole Kidman but she still has to watch her marriage.
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have more children but they also have to watch their marriage.
- Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have to watch their health and marriage.
- Taylor Swift will become a movie star.
- Sean Coombs (Puff Daddy) has to be careful of a shooting.
- Joy Behar will win many awards for her show and will do a cameo appearance in a Hollywood film.
- Robert D’Niro will do an impromptu appearance at a comedy club and will bring the house down – he will be funny.
- Tyra Banks will make a music DVD video which will be a hit and she could be the new Oprah Winfrey.
- A famous Hollywood producer and director will pass. (I’m sure one did…)
Ok, first of all, “Nikki,” Brangelina isn’t married.
Well, Lovelies, there are still 18 days left in 2010…18 DAYS FOR YOU TO STILL POSE NUDE, JOHNNY DEPP
What do you think about psychic predictions? (P.S. do you guys like my graphic for this post? I spent like tons of time on it)
ranunculus / 3285 posts
It’s Alec Baldwin not Alex. Psychics are just good for a laugh.
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She got the most obvious ones right. That’s what happens when predictions are vague and easy for anyone to assume will come true.
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Sarah Palin looks effin BONKERS in that picture. But…it is Sarah Palin, after all…
Haha I love 43: “Someone old will die.” No, really!?
These are fun, but I feel like anyone who paid enough attention to Hollywood could have come up with something similar.
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Why would anyone really care about these predictions. And it’s obvious she has no real talent since the only ones she got right are things that happen every year anyways.
orchid / 173 posts
i laughed at the picture.
then i laughed harder at the rest of the list. lol
cherry blossom / 49 posts
oh wow ! that’s actually craaaazy
it’s like when you check your horoscope and it’s right
… weird
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Haha, I don’t know whether to believe or not-
I didn’t even know about these predictions (and I doubt most of us here at Lovelyish knew about it either)! Plus, most of the predictions were kind of vague or they were bound to happen anyway.
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LOL these kill me! They are all either completely vague or totally obvious. I like that a lot of them were related to celebrities needing to “watch their health”. First of all, every person on the planet need to watch their health, and second, almost all the people she listed are 60+ years old, so….clearly. And predicting a hollywood marriage breaking up is not that profound.
orchid / 124 posts
70. Robert DeNiro DID do an impromptu appearance on SNL and brought down the house.
66. Michael Douglas DOES have throat cancer.
67. Taylor Swift HAS become a movie star.
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predictions fail
lily / 5148 posts
@kinamorata@xanga - they are. I don’t take that stuff seriously.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina have been having marriage issues, Lady Gaga and Madonna did perform on SNL together, Taylor Swift did become a movie star (sorta) cause she had her first role in Valentine’s Day.. and I wish the Johnny posing naked one did come true lol
magnolia / 1028 posts
66 is partly correct.
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All of her shitty typos make me laugh. Kanway? Really?
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Killer list. I’m so glad that she can successfully see into the future, she has a real talent.