In this super classy article from one of Maxim‘s 2003 issues, you can find out how to woo your silly, women’s rights-obsessed crush by chatting her up about Gloria Steinem and eventually, to talk her out of her intellectual life and into your pants. Sign me up! I really want a dude who tells me to stop spending money on all these books and put it towards my boob job fund instead. [BuzzFeed] (Larger view at link)