Sometimes jeggings can look cute. But sometimes, they look like these.

Camo and snake print merge to form a pant that looks like two pythons are gobbling their way to my muffin top.

Verdugo jeggings in Tanzania print, $189 at Paige USA.


Just in case everyone couldn’t get a clear enough outline of my cellulite through this tight denim, I wanted some transparent fabric in there to make it instantly noticeable.

Miss Sixty sheer panel jeggings, $168.50 at Asos.


Chico’s makes these? Sweet! “Mom jeggings,” the hip new successor to “mom jeans.”

Platinum denim ankle legging (so many things wrong with that name), $79 at Chico’s.


Light-colored jeggings WITH cargo pockets? My thighs are going to look SO GOOD in these.

Rich & Skinny cargo jeggings, $129 at Lord & Taylor.

Just….yeah.

Printed jeggings, $30.33 on Asos.


That lack of structure at the waistband and crotch is going to make these just darling when worn as pants.

Denim jeggings, $14.99 at Kohl’s.


This pair has….wait for it….an elastic waistband, overly-contrasting topstitching, and BUILT-IN LEG WARMERS.

Tyte Legwarmer denim jeggings, $34.99 at Macy’s


Which jeggings are the worst, Lovelies?