"Equality is the prime rib of America, but because I am gay, I don't get to enjoy the greatest cut of meat my country has to offer. Shouldn't everyone deserve to wear the same meat dress I do?"

- Lady Gaga at a Portland rally to repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law.

It turns out that the meat dress Lady Gaga wore to the VMAs was not to state that she "was not a piece of meat." In fact, the dress was really to represent gay rights. I wonder what other references she will use to make about the meat dress next. [PopEater]