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Haha, woooow.

all of these made me laugh out loud
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I LOVE THE VIKING COSTUME. I am so gonna buy that.

Uhm. I think they are funny to laugh at. I just dress like any normal day for a superhero.

I’m tired of seeing girls dress slutty for Halloween, it’s supposed to be a SCARY holiday. You better have a decomposing vagina under there. Otherwise, save the whore-wear for Valentine’s Day.

i hate that girls use halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts.

I am loving the TMNT costume! That’s not ridiculous!

I actually wanted the mental patient costume n tried it on, but it was too big =(

I’m a mime for Halloween. A REAL mime. Fuck being sexy. I want to be a weirdo and not have anyone look at me funny (more that they already do.)

i like the girl scout look… even though that makes me sound creepy haha

I love your commentary.

Um, I think I’ll go as a French Maid this year. Apparently, that’s a really understated choice these days…

LMAO. These are so stupid.

haha woaaaaahh.. the lucky charm one is intense!

but i totally think that the girl scout one is prettty cute, I’d possibly wear it.

The only one I like is the pasties one but there is no way in hell I’d walk out in public like that. Maybe a Halloween party for two… 

I actually really like the Girl Scout and Gold Digger Costumes, too cute!

i prefer to dress tastefully sexy on halloween. i don’t wear slutty clothes on a regular basis, so halloween is no exception. 

i love the girl scout one.

i’m going as a 1920s girl this year.  and i don’t see what the fuss is about dressing slutty on Halloween. absolutely NONE of the current traditions have much to do with the holiday’s original purpose.  so, unless you carve your lanterns out of turnips and perform divination on October 31st, quit your whining. no one cares.

All too cartoony for me XD

The first one actually saddens me. Why wouldn’t you want to be a REAL teenage mutant ninja turtle instead of a skanky one?!

haha love the gold digger one

The gold digger one isn’t that bad. The shamrock one…. dear god.

@SUPletstake___surveys@xanga - then the girls I know think its every day.

lol ooo “sexy” costumes r always worn by people who shouldnt be wearing them

@diannisforever@xanga - ugh..so true. Especially at college.

Think I may be a vampire. Is that lame and cliche??? hahhaa

Wait, is that really $55 for pasties? Lmao

The Viking one is actually kind of cute. I’d wear it, with a brown tank underneath. I don’t have the boobs to pull it off. Haha. And add black legging to the skunk one and it actually looks pretty warm. 

First of all, red is Raphael, not Michelangelo.  Michelangelo is orange.

I have the mental patient one, but, um…I bought it in a porn store :/ lol

OH MY GOD the remote control one with mute written on the left boob!!! Why would you do that to yourself!? that is so fucked up haha. Any female who wears that deserves to be treated horribly XD

why would you wear st.patricks day pasties for halloween???

ahaha. awesome. I love the gold digger one :3

The TMNT one isnt half bad….

@Covergirl_For_Sanity_Fair@xanga - i know, it wasn’t a comment talking TO the turtle, it was like one turtle talking to the other, like Donatello talking to Michelangelo

Lol, I think that was my favorite sentence I’ve ever typed!

@SexyGamerGirl@xanga - i agree! i LOVE the TMNT one!

my favorite part is where you “put the batteries” on the remote control costume.

but I love the skunk and ninja turtle.

“Please don’t sit down on that bar stool, ma’am.” lol

but how will that even keep you warm in october?! because, as though you /wouldnt/ trick-or-treat in that, you’d get so much candy. but the impracticality….

these costumes are expensive!

the skunk costume is adorable. I like the fuzzy hat mohawk the lucky charm one is for a playboy mansion party. for conservatives or anti-sexies, disregard this blog or something I like the girl scout costume.

You forgot Sexy Nun!

HAHHAHAHAH i would wear the  skunk one to a halloween rave…

The sexy skunk costume isn’t actually all that bad…my friend was actually thinkin about getting that one, its different! && clearly there is nothing wrong with dressing “sexy” for halloween. It’s halloween and people can dress however the hell they want!

I won’t lie, I just might wear that skunk one.  XD

I hate that Girl Scout one…I was a Girl Scout for 15 years and that is NOT what we were about! lol

@PervyPenguin@xanga - @SUPletstake___surveys@xanga - I agree…though it is what it is.

Funny..in a sad kind of way =( 

I’d wear the Viking one.

I dig the gold digger costume!

It’s funny how the ‘gold digger’ costume costs the least out of the whole list.

The skunk one looks not bad actually

I enjoy how the majority of costumes for women are the “sexy ones”
so sexy. naaawt.

haha I love the ninja turtle one!

oh boy….

I freaking love slutty Halloween costumes! I’m going to be a Girl Scout this year, but my costume is going to be more like what Katy Perry wears in her “California Gurls” video and not like the one pictured here. These are all cute though, except for the lucky charm one, that’s just gross.

Barista babe is a really nice costume. But I’m definitely not for the weird hands groping the boobs.

yikes

I like the skunk one lol

@Sondra08asm@xanga - Yes! lol thier is nothing wrong w it nad i loved the skunk too!

I like dressing up  like a skank on halloween because I’m not a skank usually. I think halloween is a day to be something you’re not.

Like last year I bought a french maids costume from fredricks of hollywood. It was extremely short and showed a lot of cleavage, it was fun for a night.
However, I hate it when skanks dress up like bigger skanks for halloween.

i think the ninja turtle one is cute!

@cryholy@xanga - I agree! TMNT are badass by themselves! No need to sex it up.

@bAbiiExxPiNay@xanga - Maybe, but I did it last year. None of this Twilight “vampire” shit though. I was a legit Dracula inspired vampire. The long velvet gown with the collar that sticks up in the back. Got the most awesome fangs from Hot Topic, that actually looked real enough for people to do double takes at my mouth, haha. My dog, a cocker-spaniel mix, was a vampire too. I think we made a pretty adorable couple. Especially cause he actually likes dressing up (he likes anything that makes me happy, haha).

This year, I’m going as Eric Draven of The Crow. Yes, I’m going as a dude. Not too sexy I guess, but I think he’s awesome.

I also can’t understand why anyone would wear the shamrock one out in public, much less pay $57 to do so…

The viking one isn’t too bad, and the gold digger one is clever. The rest of just…wow, terrible and at some points, desperate. 

@SUPletstake___surveys@xanga - Agreed. 

The skunk one is pretty cute, I must say.  ^_^

lol, I love your comments on all of these outfits.

I’m thinking of being Belle for Halloween. http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/storybook-beauty-belle-costume/

I’ve never dressed up for Halloween before. My parents didn’t allow me to celebrate it growing up.

Hahahaha I actually want the skunk one… but i don’t want to wear it for Halloween, that’s stupid!
I just want to wear it ANY OTHER TIME; a wedding, work, swimming, and i’ll be there skunking it up!

I actually really want that viking costume.

@PervyPenguin@xanga - i thought i was the last person alive who thought Halloween was supposed to be scary as hell. not slutty.

Haa, the skunk costume.

I think out of all of those, I would personally wear the girl scouts one. it’s pretty cute.

I LOVE that holloween costumes are tickets to dress like sluts for a night. I mean I am a modest girl but we are all hot. It’s a fun night to show off a little skin, a little fun you know? It’s what you do that counts as slutty or not.

I would maybe wear the Ninja Turtles one, that’s kinda cute. The rest are pretty crazy lol. The Shamrock one though, I’m pretty sure was meant to be enjoyed personally in the bedroom and not as a Halloween costume lol. But that is a ridiculous price for some stickers haha. 

@LikeaMothToAFlame@xanga - I am totally with you, I don’t dress skanky at all on a regular basis, but every girl likes an excuse to feel sexy for a night, when no one will say “wow, I can’t believe she wore that!” 

Well shit I’m going to be the TMNT one this year- I’ve never dressed up before and I thought I’d take a chance for once. Way to break my heart!

The gold digger one is pretty funny hahah

WOW.  LOL… that remote control one and the one with the shamrock paisleys made me laugh.

Hahaha

@cryholy@xanga - agreed

I like the TMNT one just because I’ve never seen it before. Seems like all women costumes are recycled from year to year – school girl, nurse, blah blah blah borrrrrring. But really, a barista? C’mon.

Man I read the first page of comments and thought I was weird for liking the skunk one. But the second page of comments- those are my kind of people! =)

What are you talking about! These are hilarious It’s fun to make a stupid joke with a costume – even more fun if it’s a sexy one!

I love how the gold digger one is one of the cheapest…lol

haha wow is all I have to say. & 50-something dollars for shamrock pasties and a thong? They better be made with real diamonds or gold or something.. I could make all that myself for like 10$ tops..

lmfao at sexy remote! that’s just ridiculous. the lucky charms shit… wow. no. and stupidly expensive. like really? wow…

i think the gold digger costume is diabolically genius!

I saw the straight jacket one in a store and died laughing. XD

I would wear the remote control costume.

like, i just have to wonder what these models motives are for even agreeing to wear shit like this, espcially the girl scout one

I’ve never been too into the “sexy versions of things” costuming ideas, and, as a seamstress, I’ve never bought a store-made costume. The point of halloween is to be scary. 

i wanted to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle for halloween, but i didn’t quite have that in mind…   haha, i saw all of these a few weeks ago when i was looking for a costume of my own for this year.  most of them are quite distasteful, and others just plain stupid.

I miss the good old days of tasteful costumes where you genuinely tried to look like someone or something, and didnt’ feel the need to do a double costume–whatever you’re supposed to be, plus a walking advertisement for free sex. I mean, I’m all for individuality, but this is just ridiculous!

Halloween is the only time girls can dress as complete sluts and get away with it, so most of us take advantage of this.

Oh my goshhhhhh so much lol I don’t do the sexy-costume thing but OMG who wouldn’t want to be a sexy viking?!

Fierce! lol

I think the Girl Scout one is awesome. And, I’d do the straight-jacket one.

The skunk one is cute.

Honestly… a lot of these costumes I think are marketed at exotic dancers (I used to buy a ton of these after halloween every year for dirt cheap after the season and sell ‘em to dancers year round). And that explains things like the shamrock pasties.

i’ve seen tha gold digger costume before  not tha others.  idk about tha 

hahahahhaha i fucking looove the skunk outfit. thank you, new aspirations.

Those are all stupid, but sexy skunk? WTF about skunks is sexy that this was even thought of?

This is like in Mean girls when Karen was a mouse.

Gold Digger is my fav lol

I think the chicken one would have a “chicken choker” joke attached…..

the skunk and remote might me the most original ones!

What an actual gold digger how hilarious. 

i was just looking at halloween costumes, and there are very few costumes that are not short skirts. here in chicago, its cold on halloween! im thinking of going as snow white or vegas elvis..

The Gold Digger one is my fav

hahaha i want the gold digger costume<33

the are all a bit ridiculous. I was in the French maid brigade last Halloween sadly. The worst was the girl I work with who went as a “devil” aka she wore a teddy, ruffly panties and horns all in red. I mean really, it was lingerie in public!

Aww I’ve seen way cuter viking costumes than that!

These are great;)
Btw there were no vikings in Greenland, but Eskimos.. Viking are from Skandinavia (Denmark, Sweden and Norway)..

I like the skunk one, if not just for the hat