The stars of HBO's vampire show "True Blood" grace the cover of September's first Rolling Stone, and it's bloody. Well, to be more accurate, it's "obviously-fake-red-dyed-corn-syrup"-y. But it's still kinda NSFW.

I want my mom! At least I have to give RS props for making a relevant cover for the first time in like, 10 years.

Do you think the cover is sexy or scary?