Lovelyish

i don’t watch js, but i saw the lobster thing on a website and literally lol’d…too funny. 

i like her tho she’s so entertaining naive and adorable in her own snooki way

lol, the first picture is my background on my computer just because i enjoy making fun of her stupidity. i hate jersey shore, it’s such trash.

“Fuck my fucking asshole right now?”
I don’t remember her saying that. Funny, nevertheless.

I saw a small piece the other day where one of the guys had put a pickle under her bed and she’s like…”That was just a waste of a pickle!” *LOL* I couldn’t believe my ears. Silly, Snooki.

my sister tried to get me to watch the premiere tonight, but i refused. i have never watched a show that annoyed me as much as jersey shore does, i cannot believe theyre back in seaside filming season three right now.. if i happen to see any of them there this summer, i would not be able to hold back from laughing ridiculously hard at the sight of their stupidity and guido-ness. 

Yeah, Snooki is an idiot.

I like the random “i love bowling” one

Why do people watch this?

Glad I don’t watch that crap..  I lost brain cells just by reading THIS.  Can’t imagine how many I’d lose if I watched the show..

my favorite’s probably, “i’m not trashy. unless i drink too much.” ahahaha. 

This reminds me of how shocked my sister’s roommate was when she found out pickles were cucumbers

@sijink@xanga - haha i agree

LOL

it makes me sad to see my favorite beach represented by these losers.

i dont get 2 and 4?

thx for not posting all of them so I have to click on another link. ugh.

I don’t understand all of them, but whatever. she’s meh.

Lobsters have a higher IQ.

Seriously, how much of this is real and how much of it is scripted? The same way Paris Hilton found a way to get people talking about her by being dumb, maybe the producers of the show make her say crap like this to get more viewers? I don’t know, I don’t watch it.

LAMO! Me likes Snooki.

At first glance, I thought this said the 12 Best Book Quotes.

Would have been a MUCH better post…

I don’t understand why people bash on this show and the people. I understand that the partying and vulgar language can be offensive, but there’s just something so loving about that show. I really hope it’s not scripted in any sense, and if it is, I would hope these are their (the jersey shore people) genuine emotions and personalities. Call me cheesy, but there’s a real family feel to it. That’s not a suggestion to sit down with your 5-year-old son and watch this though.

 ”They are alive when you kill it” hahahahaha

the lobster. ROTFL.

i love this. The vet quote is the best. cant wait for more amazing quotes from snooki in the new season.

I am going to go with #6, definitely.

@MoonFaeEyryan@xanga - I’ve been wondering for awhile..

some one please explain #6 to me.  I’ve read it like 5 times and I just don’t get it.

Shes so dumb. Everyone on that show doesnt have a brain. Especially the girls. 

My favorite is “Here, I am nobody” (preceded by some shit about being a princess at home).  Newsflash, honey: you are nobody EVERYWHERE.

I cannot believe that people actually watch this.

@Erika_Steele@xanga - I don’t get it either.  I think it must be because our IQs are numbers higher than 12

As many times as she says “like” in a sentence, she should go ahead and get rights to the word. @_@

hahaha i love snooki

LOLL i <3 snooki, she’s hilarious, she’s what makes a majority of the show.

i wonder if she really is dumb as she makes it out to be on the show or if she’s just acting like a dumbass… but i thought it was funny in season 2 when she said she stopped tanning when she found out obama put a 10% tax on tanning or some shit like that… i mean why would it stop anyone from tanning?

Jersey Shore is the only reality show I watch – just because it’s hilarious. Snooki definitely isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I love her anyway. I love what she said in the second season – first episode: “I spray tan now because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I mean McCain wouldn’t do that, he’s white, he probably wants to tan. Obama though, he obviously doesn’t need to. *laughs*”

I love Snooki lol

HAHA! Oh wow. She sounds like she’s someone fun to be around. Just to hear her talk.

not gonna lie.. jersey shore is my guilty pleasure lol.

Duummmbbb

@sarahzthoughts@xanga - NOBODY is that good an actor…

2 hours ago, I would have no idea who Snooki is, or what Jersey Shore is.  I only found out because apparently they are making an Asian version of it, tentatively called K-town, aha.

lmfao I love snooki. it’s MTV not the fucking discovery channel. it’s just entertainment

ugh. If anyone ever wanted to be Snookie….I hope they take a .45 and blow their brains out. She is just a horrible waste of space and the show is waste of space on the tv network.

i think someone needs to make a list of the best quotes from the season 2 premier. fucking GREAT.

“IM STUCK AS HELL” ok maybe not a snooki quote but amazing anyway.

(about the tanning tax) “Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.”

I cant stand the people in that show, their only good to make fun of.
& the only thing MTv did was boost the egos times a million.
I still can’t believe they have appearance fees to attend events and parties
Their too Consumed in themselves aka their tan, muscles, hair & booze intake.

Jersey Shore is nothing but a Trashy TV show with a spray on Tan

No matter what anyone says or thinks about that show it’s hilarious and Snooki is the best!! Who cares if they’re trashy or stupid it’s not like we haven’t dealt with that before. It’s called entertainment.

I love Snookers. She’s so hilarious.