For a few years now, vampires have been ruling over our entertainment world. From books to movies to tv shows, vampires are everywhere. And while the general population seems to love this immortal fad, I was so happy to find that not everyone finds vampires hot, sexy, or awesome. In fact, a new movie will release soon whose title perfectly captures what I think of vampires: “Vampires Suck”!
Jason Friedberg, the writer of Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, and 4, has taken the Twilight trilogy and created perhaps the best vampire flick of all. From the trailer alone, you can see how the writer director has taken the dramatic and seemingly romantic scenes of the Twilight movies to make them, well, funny. And thank goodness that he did, because now I won’t feel bad laughing throughout the entire movie.
cherry blossom / 30 posts
I saw this trailer a couple weeks ago. I can’t wait to see it!
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YESSSSSS!!! I saw the trailer for this a while back, and I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m definitely going to see it!
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LOOOOOOVEEEE
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I’ll be at the midnight showing. Fo sho.
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hahahah this looks awesome!
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OMFG CHEALSEA FROM THAT’S SO RAVEN!!1
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LOL. The only reason I love this is because I hate Twilight so much!
But idk about it being the BEST vampire movie ever. lol I do like some of the non-pansy vampire movies, such as the Underworld movies.
orchid / 205 posts
NO JACOBS THE BEST
bahahaha that looks so good
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hahaha wow. i actually laughed watching this.
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looks like one of those crappy parody movies
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@sofiii@xanga - agreed. I think the only good one was scary movie. the first part. after that it went downhill.
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Officially the BEST. TRAILER. EVER.
daffodil / 1975 posts
Ummm…right. This will suck worse than the actual movies it makes fun of.
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is that the guy from 90210 playing edward?
i really think this jacob is much hotter
sunflower / 396 posts
@betterdesigned@xanga - that is the point..
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The trailer looks awesome but its a parody movie – not the best kind of movie. Not matter how much I dislike Twilight I’m not sure if I’ll go to see it, though it is tempting.
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“The Black Eyed Peas” lmao
daisy / 742 posts
Nice pun. They do suck.
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Well, it’s a parody movie, they always look awesome, then you see them and come out whining because the only funny parts were in the trailer.
magnolia / 1296 posts
hahaha it looks so funny. def gonna go see.
cherry blossom / 33 posts
Great concept, but the movie will be terrible.
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You should check out Twilight With Cheeseburgers . It’s basically Twilight, but Bella is replaced with a cheeseburger. I’ve never read the books or watched the movies, but I think the cheeseburger does a better job than Kristen Stewart.
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no… I’m pretty sure this movie is still going to suck like the rest of them >.> Spoof movies never do well.
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I think they spoof them TOO much and that’s why they suck so badly. I wasn’t amused by most of this trailer, but I want to see all they do with the movie, so I plan to see it. And because the Jacob/contract scene made me laugh.
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@thexemptiness@xanga - Yes he is – Matt Lanter. I agree, he’s much much hotter
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OMG!!!! Is it really a movie?I must watch this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaha i gotta watch this!
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THIS LOOKS AMAZING AND OMG ANNELISE VAN DER POL I MISS HER SO MUCH
sorry i freaked out haha this looks fantastic.
and that’s liam from 90210 apparently?
sunflower / 294 posts
i liked the twilight books, but don’t like the movies. me and my friend watch the twilight movies just to laugh at them. haha, it’s a blast.
but i’m really looking forward to this movie. it seems really funny.
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another stupid/crappy parody movie. Definitely wont waste my time and money on this. I’d rather pay for a Twilight movie (no, Im not a fan. Never read the books)
rose / 853 posts
I laughed so hard! I will totally see this!!
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I think they are using the hype for vampires to lure the ones tired of it. It doesn’t look great..
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@betterdesigned@xanga - Agreed.
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I miss the way it was a few years ago when if you were hardcore into vampires it made you a weird goth kid.
I hate the fact that Twilight made vampires mainstream and extremely lame.
Vampires don’t sparkle. They burst into flames.
They aren’t veggitarians. They are violent blood sucking parasites.
Dracula is the best vampire movie. Ever.
Hands down.
Followed closely after by The Lost Boys 1.
I’m all about any movie that makes fun of Twilight though :]
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Being that Meet the Spartans wasn’t too funny, I’m surprised that this made me laugh. Not all the scenes obviously, but some of them. I will have to see this.
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It’s gonna be good, haha. I saw the trailer right before I went to see Eclipse and it looks reaaally funny.
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CHELSEA FROM THAT’S SO RAVEN.
Anyways… it’s looks amusing, I guess, but I really hated Meet the Spartans. :\
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“DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?”
“The Blackeyed Peas!!!”
“WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WE’RE THE BLACKEYED PEAS?!”
LOL. SOOO watching this.
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“Friedberg is also the writer director for other spoof movies like Date
Movie and Meet The Spartans, so you know that he won’t disappoint or
fail to make you laugh so hard that your stomach kills.”
…You’re joking, right? ;[
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Seeing as Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Scary movie 3 and 4 weren’t that funny, my hopes aren’t too high.
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I am SO going to see that!!!!
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it’s actually really shit, i’ve watched it.
orchid / 108 posts
The trailer made me laugh a couple of times. I won’t see it in theaters, but I’ll probably RedBox it or stream it online.
sunflower / 255 posts
Twilight has already been torn to pieces by the world over… it’s just something to be made fun. So a parody movie isn’t all that big of a deal. It’s just kind of beating a dead horse actually.
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haha WIN!! love it!
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@sofiii@xanga - hollaaa. scary movie 3 was the best, after that they just crashed downhill hard and fast
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This movie will suck like all the others, but I’ll watch it to spite the Twilight fans.
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I never felt bad laughing all through Twilight and I still won’t.
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Um, dude, the last scene? AWESOME. Who whacks another person in the head with a shovel just because they’re on Team BlahShirtlessBlahSparkleblah? I think that’s gonna be my most favorite scene in the entire movie. hahah!
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i love twilight but that was actually pretty funny. and just for the record, i liked vampires BEFORE twilight. “interview with the vampire” drew me in ^_~
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People had make fun of the vampires so much that…i heard it all before! i dont know how people make such a big deal of it and hate vampires…OH BUT THEY LOVE MOVIES LIKE HANNA MONTANA or shows like GRACE ANATOMY where all doctors have sex every show and crap like that.
Why people like to make fun of things that are diferent or that actually are interesting? Has anyone read real miths and real vampire stories???, people actually make important research on them. XD
But anyway, about this movie: Jason Friedberg, the writer of Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, and 4, made this movie to earn big $$$$ from the people that hate the vampire fashion but are willing to see them in this movie….isnt this crazy? LOL. ….and yes ill see this movie.
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Well, this does look good and i don’t hate Twilight. Actually, i love Twilight! And to be honest I don’t see why people who dislike Twilight or any Vampire related movie do nothing but give out about why its all so stupid and pointless, most people really enjoy them.
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Looks funny :3
I wanna see it xD
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That movie looks bad, actually, and I think it’ll only add on to how sucky vampire movies/themes are these days. But you know what’s a RE ALLY good vampire movie? Interview with the Vampire, done back in the early ’90′s. I guess the ’90′s take on vampirism was much much better, or Anne Rice just totally nailed it!
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That looks like a terrible movie. Why on earth would anybody spend money to see that?
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Um, from the writer of Date Movie? Yes, I do believe I would be disappointed if I’d expected much. Even the trailer looks lame, like most other spoof movies. I love the idea of spoofing Twilight though.
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@imfathelp@xanga - Wow, completely over your head. (1) It’s not hating vampires, it’s hating bad vampire movies, like Twilight. (2) Fans of those movies are not unlikely fans of Hannah Montana. (3) It’s not called Grace Anatomy. I think you should know just a teeny tiny about what you’re arguing about before you do so. These arguments didn’t even require research for Christ’s sake.
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YES.
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I would love to see this, LMAO.
daisy / 526 posts
The only part of this that made me laugh was “Do you know who we are?”
“The black eyed peas?”
“Man, why does everybody think we’re the black eyed peas?!”
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I really wish someone would come up with a fucking original idea for once.
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So the fact that these parody movies are neither original or witty, yeah I will NOT be watching this. The Scary movies, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, ect… they’re all really badly done and written. They can’t make an original movie to save their lives so they have to make others work into a joke. Lame.
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@lygophilia@xanga - (1) I agree (2) yes, and they know nothing about vampires or anything lol (3) What ever that shit is called and i didnt ask research for thi arguments i was talking about the vamp thing, ok???? ha.
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@imfathelp@xanga - Fail again. Never mind. Obviously an intelligent conversation with you is impossible.
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Hary Potters rain lasted way longer..I think it would be a waist of peoples hard erned money. But I wont lie it does look funny.
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I love Twilight. I guess I’m a twi-hard? I’ve seen all the movies on release night & own all of the ones that are on DVD, along with all the books. I am in love with Edward like a lot of girls.
BUT I CANNOT FREAKING WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
I don’t care if I get comments, I can laugh at movies that make fun of my favorites. It’s funny.
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Not sure if I’d pay theater price but it looks funny and I hate the trendyness.
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i seen the film tis so freakin funny
xox