Pussycat Doll and new “Dancing with the Stars” champion Nicole Scherzinger poses for the July issue of Maxim. She appears to enjoy arching backwards, touching various parts of her torso and presenting the same facial expression.
Fail or win, Lovelies?
rose / 785 posts
meh, boring. this isn’t really even fail- or win-worthy.
daffodil / 1975 posts
They look very…plain.
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i think she is the ugliest woman alive. im sorry she looks ridiculously ugly here. especially in a swim suit. her body is nice her face is fucking UGLY.
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Her facial expressions are awkward, but she’s got a bangin’ body – gotta admit that. And let’s face it, that’s all Maxim’s target audience cares about.
daisy / 613 posts
Her face was in these pictures?
What?
All I saw were boobies.
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lol, she’s pretty and sexy, but… derp. I don’t see much artistically pleasing about this shoot. And this is a prime example of why I’d never want to model for any sort of photo shoot. Look at all those tense, strained poses.
Derp derp derp.
orchid / 149 posts
I think that these pictures are probably pleasing to men because they draw you right into her boobs. Obviously, they really aren’t flattering or glamorous or even all that pretty, but the right viewing audience would probably love them.
ranunculus / 3285 posts
I love the white bikini.
magnolia / 1201 posts
Those 3rd and 4th pictures were AWFUL! That first pic she looked overly tanned… so I guess I have to go FAIL (even though I think she is pretty)
cherry blossom / 31 posts
@Kestryl@xanga - True! Haha.
I think she looks great. But I am a Nicole fan. Great body, and I do like her face.
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She looks really old in some of the pictures. But I still LOVE her. She’s such a great entertainer and she’s great live!
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butterface.
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She’s pretty but in these pictures she looks incapable of any sort of emotions.
rose / 944 posts
I really like the black suit, but the pictures are a little… generic.
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She’s a singer, not a model. What’d you expect? Besides, she looks gorrrrrrgeous.
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The first one is the only one that she doesn’t look ridiculous bored in. She’s just not showing any sort of emotion or personality.
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@littlemiss_delicate@xanga - :( I’d kill for her face or her body. Did it ever occur to you that she might find this and read that? No one deserves that kind of bashing. Even if it is your opinion..you could phrase it a little more nicely or just not mention it at all. I think she’s gorgeous. There’s a reason she’s in a magazine.
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Is this seriously a question?
WIN. Of course WIN.
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Win, but meh.
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Man, almost everytime I see one of these judge-a-celebrity posts, all the hateration come out of the wood work! What’s up with that??
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@TequilaKisses@xanga - Finally, not a bitter bug like probably 80% of comments on this post! That girl stays sexy and fabulous!
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She looks beat.
sunflower / 348 posts
Hard to say. Of course she’s gorgeous, but some of her poses are way less than flattering. Like the second picture, it seems like she thinking “Are my abs more or less defined than yesterday?” But, I guess she’s not meant to be a model- but a singer & dancer.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Gorgeous but her skin looks patchy in the first pic. Like bad Photoshop? But she’s gorgeous. Never seen that show before though.
daffodil / 1622 posts
mmmmm
orchid / 162 posts
She’s pretty, but there’s nothing fantastic about these photos
orchid / 225 posts
she;s crazy hott but she never looks happy
cherry blossom / 33 posts
Eh, not my type. Who the fuck is she, again?
magnolia / 1296 posts
I’m sorry. I can’t help but think she looks like a man.
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only the first pic was nice
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@internal_peace@xanga - I highly doubt Nicoles going to go on Xanga lol.
She’s definitely a gorgeous girl but damn, smile once in awhile!
daisy / 512 posts
That photo of her adjusting her bikini top is awkward.
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Fail. She’s not much of a model.
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who?
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@internal_peace@xanga - nicely said.=))
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fail
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she doesnt look good in these pics… only the last one is decent *she can do a wayy better shoot*
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Okay so her facial expressions aren’t those of a super model but she has a body that is out of this world and trust me, that is all Maxim readers care about. outrageous WIN.
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meh…i dunno…it;s so insanely bland. it’s like someone took a miscellaneous body and just photoshopped her most insipid face on
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boring.
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Ehh…
hydrangea / 77 posts
zzzzz …. boring
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gorgeous girl. boring shoot.
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Gorgeous!
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ehhh it’s okay. not a win but it’s not so awful it’s a fail either. it’s just meh.
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a smile wouldnt hurt
dahlia / 2103 posts
Ohhhhh fuck…I don’t know. Some of her facial expressions are kinda like derrrr…but I’m not going to pretend I could do it any better. Brutal truth is she’s hott!
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In the 4th picture, she looks a little awkward, but the pictures are winwinwin
sunflower / 331 posts
the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th look awkward….otherwise it’s alright.
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she looks pretty strained, but her body is awesome
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her face looks weird like she went out partying the night before and looks uber tired.
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shes aged!
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That third to last picture just looks…kinda scary D:
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Eh. She’s pretty, but these aren’t anything special.
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I love her and I think she is beautiful but this shoot isn’t showing her best
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doesn’t really stand out..
peony / 1 posts
i’m not really a fan of hers;; but if i had a body like that i would probably try too hard too.
daisy / 661 posts
@betterdesigned@xanga - agreed
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ive alwyas thought she was hot
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I like the white one
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Pretty fail. She doesn’t look very good.
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she’s an artist, not a model! of course she’s going to fall short in the modeling category.
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AROOOOOOGA!!!! BOING!!!
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One of the most pointless questions ever.
Good looking woman in bathing suits? How can it be ANYTHING other than a resounding WIN?
The question itself is an EPIC FAIL.
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Awkward posing =/
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@Kimberlee - she’s hawaiian, so she’s naturally dark like that…
hydrangea / 53 posts
@wordkisses@xanga - i dont know but i feel.she is more focusni on her sexy body than showing different lovely facial expression
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@littlemiss_delicate@xanga - I agree!
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HOTTTTTTTTTT
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Last time I checked, her job description did not mention MODEL. So why are you criticizing her? I’m 99% sure not a single person commenting could do a better bikini photo shoot. I know I sure as hell couldn’t.
Don’t hate, appreciate.
Her body is pretty awesome. Bit too skinny for my tastes, but she’s a professional dancer or something isn’t she? So that makes it okay.
I also will say that the photographer should be shot… And whoever chose those photographs of her to go in the magazine. O__o
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@wishingkitty@xanga - Good point. After all, it wasn’t a makeup or hair modeling photoshoot or something!
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fail. she looks constipated. :p
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is she white?
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Not bad.
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a little stiff…but she aight
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Meh…it’s been done. She is gorgeous, but for some reason this looks…boring.:-/
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first pic is very naughty, second pic is hot, third pic looks like she is saying with her tense body, “oh no, don’t!
” fourth pic is having cramps
, fifth pic is natural looking, sixth pic is like hurry up and snap the pic, how many more poses do I have to do
half win/half fail
orchid / 178 posts
She’s very pretty. Her body is amazing. The poses are stiff. But she still looks good. She’s not a pro model.
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She looks very uncomfortable in the first few & the last one is the only nice one
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I think they’re really nice pictures. Win.
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Too.,Much..Botox..
Awesome body though.
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She’s gorgeous, I’d love to look like her, but these just seem awkward. Her mouth and neck look tense in almost every photo.
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hideous!
orchid / 140 posts
She isn’t much of a model. Her face is very blah. I’m not really interested in any of the swimsuits either. So fail..
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im not impressed.
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She looks.. kind of sad xD
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she looks like she just got a botox treatment no offense….