Most of the time I’m trying to talk guys out of the “we don’t really need a condom,” mentality, but if one of them ever busted out these weird rubbers I’d have to hope the pill is as effective as my gyno says.

Cap his member with one of these plastic tubes and liquid latex sprays in all directions.


Glow in the dark condoms, for the guy who wants to see his thang but who’s girlfriend won’t let him keep the lights on.


So his little head can match his big one?


Political condoms, because if she didn’t vote for Obama you won’t do her.


If he does not loose his hard on when trying to slip on a cartoon rubber, run.