Uggs are bad enough. But some designers think their version of the sheepskin boots could look even snazzier with a little extra decoration. Snazzy isn’t quite the word I would use.

These $300 Koolaburra boots are like an Ed Hardy/Ugg hybrid from tacky tattoo hell.

The fringe on these $179 Warmbat boots makes it look like a hippie Muppet.


These $85 Aussie Dog zebra boots make me wish I were getting trampled by wild animals instead of looking at them.

The sheen on these $139 Whooga’s is giving me the heebie jeebies.


$240? How about no.

These are a microcosm for all terrible fashion everywhere.

Are you as opposed to embellished Uggs as I am, Lovelies?