These $300 Koolaburra boots are like an Ed Hardy/Ugg hybrid from tacky tattoo hell.
The fringe on these $179 Warmbat boots makes it look like a hippie Muppet.
These $85 Aussie Dog zebra boots make me wish I were getting trampled by wild animals instead of looking at them.
$240? How about no.
These are a microcosm for all terrible fashion everywhere.
Are you as opposed to embellished Uggs as I am, Lovelies?