Women have been carrying stuff in their boobs for centuries; for instance, tucking a $20 bill in your bra when you’re going out. But with the new Cleavage Caddy, you can fit a lot more between your bazookas.
On their website, you can read the hilarious testimonials, like Cheryl, who says: “I love my caddy, I wore it on my cruise and it worked out perfectly, I didn’t have to carry a purse at all!”
You can buy one here for $30, if so inclined.
Will you be strapping on a Cleavage Caddy, Lovelies?
orchid / 145 posts
Can you say FAIL?
lmao. I’d by one to give as a terrible gift.
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@chrissiibear@xanga - what? no! Okay, say it’s hot out. What do you do? Icepack boobies!
magnolia / 1296 posts
bahahahaha yet another hilarious gag gift.
orchid / 205 posts
I actually will cause sometimes I just can’t take my purse places and I don’t have pockets
and my tits are generally to small to shove things in
orchid / 145 posts
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - I never thought of that! haha.
sunflower / 272 posts
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - WIN!
daisy / 526 posts
Wouldn’t these cause your boobs to look misshapen? I mean, say I stuck my phone in there. My phone is rectangular and kind of thick. Wouldn’t it make the bra smoosh out?
Obviously, I’ve never shoved anything more than a few bills down there. xD
orchid / 201 posts
@live_for_love@xanga - Depending on the outfit when I go out dancing I can fit my phone and id cards, debt card and a few bucks, maybe some chapstick as well, all into my bra. Then again I have 36Ds so when strategically placed it goes unnoticed. Yes, I am talented.
As talented as I am though, I believe this contraption may cause my boobs to look misshapen/bulky and take away too much room from the girls, so I will just stick with my way.
hydrangea / 99 posts
great concept, but reality isss it would make your boobs look lumpy. nice try.
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did yu actually say bazookas?? i’m thinking yur a guy trying to market this ridiculous contraption…fess up….
orchid / 162 posts
At least this would give me a good place to put my money while workin at the strip club!
/joke
dahlia / 2382 posts
Awesome gag gift! But I can just sew pockets on my bra to save money.
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The new “treasure” chest?
rose / 944 posts
I’m lucky enough to have big enough boobs to pull this off without the aid of a “caddy.” That being said, when my cell phone occasionally slides upward, people begin to think I have a rectangular growth.
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I would love this. I have lost my cell phone in my boobs and no one else could tell it was in there. That’s one of the advantages of having an F cup.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.. only big booby ppl able to stuck things between their cleverage…
but i dont like the style of this bra-____-”
ranunculus / 3285 posts
I swear this happened while I was paying at McDonalds. The lady next to me whipped out her Visa from her bra. I was a little disgusted when she swiped it and shoved it back in there. Germs from the machine much?
rose / 785 posts
uhhhh. that’s actually pretty brilliant. maybe it’s just because i barely have boobs (if that somehow makes a difference), but i actually think i would use one of these things haha. loose fitting shirt = no problemo.
dahlia / 2747 posts
LOLOLOLOLOL.
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I need this! I always carry money & my ID in my bra. Sometimes even a cell phone if I’m wearing a dress. This is perfect for all the times I don’t want to carry a hand bag!
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@Sorrows_xx_Soliloquy@xanga - lol yeah but I don’t think most girls at strip clubs go walking and dancing with their bra ON. Haha!
rose / 917 posts
I knew there had to be a product out there for this
sunflower / 441 posts
I have enough bulk because of my boobs. I don’t think I need to add to them. My boobs don’t need a special item to act as a caddy, they pretty much are already.
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awesome idea ! now i dont have to worry about loosing bills / dropping few coins
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cool!!
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I’m with the other flat-chested girls around here – I might actually try it! :)
Hey, we wanna shove things in our bra too, but when nothing stays without slipping out, its difficult.
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No, thanks. I like my purses.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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NICEEEE! dont mind having one!
orchid / 105 posts
kinda … funny and indeed it’s a weird prdt.
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i love it! it to funny!
sunflower / 331 posts
Hilarious but still functional.
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Oh my gosh, where was this graduation day?! I locked the keys in my car because I didn’t have any pockets!!!
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O_o No thanks.
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Cause it’s classy to be seen reaching in your cleavage and have lumps from unflat objects like lipstick?
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Fail. To me it looks like one of thosee cd holder things people have in there cars.
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Haha this would be great in a foreign country. That’s where I stash all my stuff when I’m there. Cell, money, passport, you name it. Front and center, redefined.