Women have been carrying stuff in their boobs for centuries; for instance, tucking a $20 bill in your bra when you’re going out. But with the new Cleavage Caddy, you can fit a lot more between your bazookas.

On their website, you can read the hilarious testimonials, like Cheryl, who says: “I love my caddy, I wore it on my cruise and it worked out perfectly, I didn’t have to carry a purse at all!”

You can buy one here for $30, if so inclined.

Will you be strapping on a Cleavage Caddy, Lovelies?