Their bodies are their instruments, and their instruments are covered in some dumb semi-permanent mistakes. From ex-lovers who had to be lasered off, to misspelled ink, these celebs have the worse tattoos in the ‘Wood.

Remember Megan Fox‘s on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austen Green? Yeah, well so will she… forever. She got his name etched on her pelvis, so the next time they decide to call it quits she’ll get to wallow in her own self-pity ever time she looks in a full length mirror. Foolproof.

 

 

Heroes star Hayden Panetierre had “vivere senza rimipiant” inked on her back, meaning “live without regrets” in Italian. Too bad the word for “regrets” is actually “rimpianti.” A slight misspelling. If you don’t speak the language, why get the tattoo?

 

Lily Allen got some ink that will make every librarian hot and sweaty. As for normal people… not so much.

Getting wife Mariah Carey’s name across his own shoulders was Nick Cannon‘s second worst idea ever; right behind marrying Mariah Carey.

 

Just when you think Britney can’t get dumber… This neck piece, meant to be one of the 72 Hebrew words meaning God (kabbalah, sheesh), was spelled wrong before she got it removed. Forget the misspelling Brit-Brit: Jew’s can’t get tattoos!

 

 

Johnny Depp thought he’d be with Winona Ryder forever- hence the engagement and “Winona Forever” tattoo. But when she threw the ring away, he got the tat changed. His arm now reads “Wino Forever.” Almost as classy as dating a klepto.