Their bodies are their instruments, and their instruments are covered in some dumb semi-permanent mistakes. From ex-lovers who had to be lasered off, to misspelled ink, these celebs have the worse tattoos in the ‘Wood.
Remember Megan Fox‘s on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austen Green? Yeah, well so will she… forever. She got his name etched on her pelvis, so the next time they decide to call it quits she’ll get to wallow in her own self-pity ever time she looks in a full length mirror. Foolproof.
Heroes star Hayden Panetierre had “vivere senza rimipiant” inked on her back, meaning “live without regrets” in Italian. Too bad the word for “regrets” is actually “rimpianti.” A slight misspelling. If you don’t speak the language, why get the tattoo?
Lily Allen got some ink that will make every librarian hot and sweaty. As for normal people… not so much.
Getting wife Mariah Carey’s name across his own shoulders was Nick Cannon‘s second worst idea ever; right behind marrying Mariah Carey.
Just when you think Britney can’t get dumber… This neck piece, meant to be one of the 72 Hebrew words meaning God (kabbalah, sheesh), was spelled wrong before she got it removed. Forget the misspelling Brit-Brit: Jew’s can’t get tattoos!
Johnny Depp thought he’d be with Winona Ryder forever- hence the engagement and “Winona Forever” tattoo. But when she threw the ring away, he got the tat changed. His arm now reads “Wino Forever.” Almost as classy as dating a klepto.
daffodil / 1540 posts
megan fox has one tattoo that says “we will all laugh at gilded butterflies” or something….i think that’s pretty stupid. it’s at a slant too.
magnolia / 1042 posts
megan fox has more than 1 dumb tat. that maryln monroe tat on her arm? gaudy and hideous.
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Whether you like them or not I don’t you should call people’s tattoos dumb just because you don’t know what they mean to that person and it’s not your body so why should it matter to you.
But I would think anyone would be smart enough to make sure it’s spelled right, but then sometimes it can be because of the tattoo artist or whatever..
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gross.
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@soyeahthatswhathappened@xanga - i don’t think shakespeare’s stupid.
daisy / 630 posts
I think Rihanna has the same “shh” tattoo on her finger.
daffodil / 1540 posts
@slowdownthetime@xanga - i don’t think so either, that doesn’t mean i’m about to tattoo a sonnet on myself.
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I love tattoos, but I would be soooo pissed if I got one and it turned out to be misspelled.
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I like Lily Allens! It’s cute. And who cares if don’t you like them it’s on their body, it’s their opnions that matter.
I’m going to get a tattoo later this month, I’m sure no one will like and I don’t really care, because it has meaning to ME.
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a lot of people have shh on their finger, names maybe a bad choice for tatts but anything else i think is a ok
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The word Jews is also not spelled with an apostrophe, unless you’re talking about a particular person and their ownership towards something.
Just sayin’.
orchid / 234 posts
dumb!
sunflower / 320 posts
I think they are all dumb but Hayden’s and maybe Britney’s. I would get a tat in a def language just spell checked it at least 3 times.
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tattoos are fun! They mean something to each person, even if it’s not the “drawing” itself. I know that my tattoo represents the rebellion stage I went through when I was 16. And if I could go back whether I’d still get it, no doubt!
p.s. mine is a kiss mark around the same place that megan fox has hers
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i love hayden panettiere’s tattoo. I just really love the location
magnolia / 1028 posts
Having ANYBODY’S name as a tattoo is stupid. Luckily for Johnny, he was able to change it to “wino”. Yeah, his may not be the best tattoo in the world, but we all know he loves his wine so changing it from “Winona” to “Wino” has meaning to him. Personally, I like that “shhh…” tattoo. it’s cute and quirky. may not have meaning, but it’s her choice. Hayden can always add the “i” so her tattoo isn’t so much of a waste. Anyway, why judge people by their choice of their tattoos? are you going to make fun of Kat Von D also because she might have a plethora of tattoos you would think are “lame”.
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I dont like tattoo’s in general..Bet that isnt comfertable getting them removed. >_<
orchid / 124 posts
I’m so tired of reading about the Johnny Depp tattoo. I think it was a funny spin on a typical relationship tattoo. Kudos, Depp. No Kudos for the unoriginal post.
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Hayden’s tattoo is kind of ironic…:D
daffodil / 1579 posts
haha
sunflower / 329 posts
“Jew’s” can’t get tattoos?
I really hate spelling and grammar police, but if you’re going to be this judgmental while calling other people stupid, then at least be smart enough not to make yourself look illiterate.
This post is dumb.
cherry blossom / 41 posts
excuse me, jews can too get tattoos! some orthodox sects of judaism will not allow you to be buried in a jewish cemetery if you’re tatted up, but that rule is slowly disintegrating due to holocaust survivors with forced tattoos. do your research!!
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megan fox’s could easily be converted into a different tattoo, or hell…she’s rich enough by now to just have it removed. no biggie.
daisy / 630 posts
I don’t think these tattoos are really dumb (except for the Megan Fox and Nick Cannon one) At least Johnny Depp altered his. The rest aren’t dumb ideas, they just didn’t do their research
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yeah kinda dumb, but omg johnny depp is so fucking sexy
ranunculus / 3285 posts
Just the Nick one is dumb.
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WORD about Nick’s tattooo rofl
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@isingstupidsongs@xanga - I agree. and I’m sorry, but I think the shhh tattoo is kind of cute. Better than the mustache tattoos EVERYONE is getting on their fingers now, not that I have an issue with those, they’re cool, it’s your body – I’ve got three tats and plan on many more – but a little overplayed now.
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I can understand how spelling something wrong is annoying, but I still stand by the belief that tattoos are very personal and therefore technically shouldn’t be judged by outsiders. Sure, you can have your own opinion about what it looks like and there is such a thing as a bad tattoo artist, but I don’t think you can condemn a person for their idea or their representation of an event or person in their life. Getting someone’s name on your body seems silly, but I’m sure those who have done it learned from that. It was still something important in their life and I don’t think anything of them because they have it on their body.
I have lyrics from a song my boyfriend wrote for me on my body in a visible place. People think it’s stupid because we *might not be be together forever* or whatever, but I don’t care because it’s MY life. That’s just what tattoos are about.
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Hayden’s should be easily fixed, right? Just add an i!
Nick has such a great body… and such a tacky tat. As for Lily’s, I love it! It’s cute. : )
sunflower / 279 posts
I actually think that Lily Allen’s tattoo is cute! The others not so much :X
orchid / 173 posts
all hayden needs is to add an “i” to the end of hers for it to be spelled correctly. i don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
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I think you’re the dummy in this case. I have 3 tattoos, and they all have meaning to me……a flaming heart with a cross on my right wrist, the Chinese character for “beautiful” on the left side of my belly, and “Liberated” in cursive script on my back. If you thought they were dumb, I’d say “Well, you’re pretty dumb for judging them” or “Are you mad because you’re too scared of the needle? Does pain make you wanna vomit?” and laugh.
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Eew. Nick Cannon’s tattoo.
As for Johnny Depp, I don’t care if he plasters his body with tattoes. He’s hot. He can rock it.
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I don’t see how their choice in tattoos should be anyone’s concern but their own. Who cares, they didn’t write these things on you, so why do you care?
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Getting wife Mariah Carey’s name across his own shoulders was Nick Cannon‘s second worst idea ever; right behind marrying Mariah Carey.- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
good one!
orchid / 147 posts
I think it just really sucks for whoever gets the tattoo if a mistake is made in spelling. I find a lot of people get tattoos with Chinese characters and are often mis-translated.
daffodil / 1622 posts
i want a smiley tattooo
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What if Nick Cannon and Mariah broke up?
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dahlia / 2942 posts
if i got one, it wouldn’t be words
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@entropyreigns@xanga - nope…those tats were forced upon them…the torah specifically forbids tatoos and nothing can change that…a few may ignore it, but that does not make it alright according to the religion….
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Lily Allens tattoo is so cute!
rose / 785 posts
you picked the wrong fox tattoo. i’d much rather have an arbitrary name on my pelvis than a sketchy portrait of marilyn monroe on my wrist.
and wow, nick cannon, wow. never seen that one before.
orchid / 103 posts
This post is hilarious.
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mmm, johnny looks so good. (;
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Lilly Allen’s is cute and Hayden’s can be easily fixed..the rest? A little, yeah.
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@isingstupidsongs I agree.
magnolia / 1066 posts
Johnny’s rich, why doesn’t he just get it removed?
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I’m surprised you didn’t put Lady Gaga or more Megan Fox pictures on here.
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poor….
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Well, at least Hayden Panetierre’s is somewhat fixable.
daisy / 658 posts
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what the hell was Winona Ryder THINKING? o_o
hydrangea / 78 posts
dude, you seriously are going to mar these celebs just because they made their own decisions on something? wow you must not want to live your own life :\
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@entropyreigns@xanga - Wow, can you imagine being a Holocaust survivor and your church saying, “Eeeehhh.. I’m sorry but you can’t be burried here.” That’s probably one of the most messed up things I’ve ever heard. Yikes. Thanks for the info, very interesting.
About this post, eh, who cares? It’s not about “meaning” always. Some people just see their body as a canvas and want to decorate. Plus, something that might be significant to me probably still wouldn’t be significant to anyone else. I got a tattoo when I was starting a new chapter in my life, it’s just a simple blue star, but it was important to me.
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Wow.
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Ooh. Haha
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@My_Imperfect_Words@xanga - A church wouldn’t tell Jewish people where they can and cannot be buried. That would be a synagogue.
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I am Jewish. And I have a tattoo…five of them, actually (much to the dismay of my Jewish family)…
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@entropyreigns@xanga - Jewish people cannot get tattoos. It is against our religion. I have some anyways. The rule came about BECAUSE of the Holocaust, not going away because of the Holocaust.
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Whoops! That’s why you gotta think through what you get.
cherry blossom / 48 posts
I LOVE Lily Allen’s tattoo!
And i’m not a librarian.
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Johnny Depp’s is the funniest I think.
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As long as the tattoo has meaning to the person then it shouldnt matter. Though, I think we can all agree on never ever getting anyone’s name tattooed on yourself!!
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Whatever. Celebs are just people, like everyone else. Poll the general population, you’ll find plenty of tattoos that seem pretty dumb.
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I think Hayden Panetierre had a message behind hers. “Don’t regret… misspelled tattoos.” Deep.
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@Isky - Agreed.
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Way to go idiots. Don’t get writing on your body – just images.
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@TheFaintingRoom@xanga - Haha..so true.
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megan fox also has another mans name on the other side of her pelvis, or at least that’s what i saw last time i saw an almost nude picture of her .. but what can you expect from her? lol
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Megan Fox is overrated. Of course she’d make a random common bimbo’s mistake. That’s just nitpicky, though, considering how many people do that every day.
lol @ Jew’s can’t get tattoos. Real nice fail, in the process of calling other people dumb, for misspellings. Besides that, holocaust survivors are most likely an exception, since they have tattoos from their internment.
Speaking of misspellings, did it ever occur to you that Hayden P’s tat might have been misspelled by the tattoo artist, who might not be as familiar with the Italian word? Given she has partial Italian heritage, I’m sure it wasn’t a mistake she made and never noticed. But what can you do when the tat artist fails?
As for Nick.. that tat is only a fail if she divorces him. You can go right to hell saying Mariah was a mistake also. That woman’s talented and hot and not a bimbo. Considering all the crazy lunatics and hoes in Hollywood he could’ve chosen, she isn’t so bad.. and way out of his league, on any planet.
I think the “sssh” tattoo is clever. Cute even, if used sparingly, in the exact way shown in the picture.
So, to each his own opinion but yours is far from speaking for the masses like you’re trying to.
cherry blossom / 41 posts
@PoetMcChick@xanga - i’m jewish…i never said that the rule was gone, just that it’s being observed less.
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celebrities always have stupid tattoos with no meaning
sunflower / 434 posts
haha, “wino forever.” I love Johnny Depp.
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lily allen’s is cool though..
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I don’t know, I think Lily Allen’s tattoo is pretty cute
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LOL… these funny drawings on skin. People must be really stupid to do them. They want to look like criminals ROTFL
sunflower / 453 posts
some Jews definitely do get tattoos. also, what’s wrong with nick and mariah? if they’re happy, just be happy for them. geesh. judgmental bs
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@PoetMcChick@xanga - I wouldn’t know, considering I’m not Jewish, but I was commenting in response to something someone else (Entropyreigns) said.
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You should ALWAYS do your research before getting a tat. But if you wanna be stupid, that’s on you. It’s your body, and if you want it to make you look like a fool, then that’s up to you.
orchid / 122 posts
Johnny Depp is amazing… And at least he was able to change his tattoo.
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Haha – that tells us to think probably before getting a tatto!
Once my english friend had a tatto done in chinese character, thought it meant ‘Good Luck’. But it actually means ‘Wind’..it is random and silly lol
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Johnny has a wit sharper than a tat artist’s needle
peony / 1 posts
I think all tattoos are stupid and anyone who thinks they are cool is stupid too.