Japanese Ring Tones Will Help You Lose Weight? Sure... 

The latest wacky craze to sweep Japan is so-called "therapeutic ring tones" for your cell.
The Japan Ringing Tone Laboratory has come up with some ditties that are supposed to cure things electronically. For example, allergy sufferers can wait for a call and hold the ringing phone up to their nostrils, where the song will supposedly shake loose any pollen.
Plus, you'll look TOTALLY COOL doing it.

Another ring tone will supposedly help you lose weight. Do you set your phone on vibrate and hold it against your cellulite? Maybe it sends you subconscious messages like "Put down the Entenmann's."
Is ring tone therapy crazy, or could it actually work in some way, Lovelies?