Suck on this, Charmin. A UK-based retailer, Waitrose, is introducing a line of toilet paper infused with cashmere extract.
Says Carla Smith, a buyer for Waitrose: “Cashmere provides that stamp of quality to any fashion garment from a designer suit to the finest luxury knitwear. It’s indulgent, it’s stylish and it’s helping provide that extra softness to our new premium bathroom tissue collection.”
Mmm, the thought of wiping with my J.Crew cashmere crewneck? I’m not gonna lie, that kinda creeps me out. Granted, this stuff probably feels more like Quilted Northern than your nice Burberry cardigan.
The stuff sells for £2.29 for a four-pack, so we invite any British Lovelies to check it out and report back.
What do you think about cashmere TP?
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I want to try it just for fun! : )
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yes!
orchid / 103 posts
I love Waitrose…I miss London and its organic foods. :C
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i really wanna try it.
daffodil / 1975 posts
Hmmm…I’d buy it.
orchid / 105 posts
Umm no, I live in the U.S and probably the price would be around 5 bucks for a 4 pack and I can go to my grocery store and buy a 4 pack of Quilted Northern for 99 cents. I don’t want the “extra softness of cashmere on my butt” Hey, even I don’t own anything cashmere, toilet paper isn’t a luxury item its a staple of the house and I’m not paying a buttload for toilet paper.
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I can see it now. People finishing using the bathroom, grabbing this and wiping their butt, thinking “oooh this feels nice and soft..I think I’ll take my time to enjoy this feeling.”
Crazy!
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That’s so wasteful and excessive. I’ve joked about wiping my ass on cashmere, but… I never thought it would actually become a possibility. Creepy.
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Infused with cashmere extract sounds… luxurious. lol, I’d try it if I lived in the U.K.
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@rainbowbrite2200@xanga - “paying a buttload for toilet paper”
LOL
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No thanks..
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I NEED IT.
my bum needs that kind of luxury. totally.
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I would try it, but I don’t know it I would buy it on a regular basis. What will we think of next?
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sounds amazing for my ass
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what a waste
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Seems extravagant, but if you can afford it…
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awesome…i would like to try this.
daffodil / 1622 posts
ummm ok
dahlia / 2382 posts
I’d sew it together & make some sweaters. Cashmere is too nice to be wiping my ass with. The only cashmere I own I got after waiting until it was 90% off.
dahlia / 2747 posts
i want it.
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sounds like it’d make a great scarf… before use that is…
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the fluffier it is the easier it gets clogged in the toilet my mom would buy the super ply premium tissue that felt like a cloud but you couldnt use too much of it
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i would totally do this. [:
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What is Cashmere???
dahlia / 2012 posts
That looks like Meijer brand packaging.
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i almost think i wouldn’t like the texture… but i suppose i’d try it once. not worth the everyday investment though
sunflower / 389 posts
I think I was already good with any toilet paper that didn’t feel like sandpaper on my ass . . . . this is cute, but unnecessary.
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I would definitely try it haahha
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okay
tulip / 5 posts
Cashmere comes from cashmere goats. Oh my freaking gosh. Now goats will be killed to be put in fucking toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Goats are already horribly killed and slaughtered for their wool. Do you really have to put it in toilet paper? Come on people. You don’t fucking need incredible softness for your dirty ass. Leave the goats alone.
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I actually want to try this the next time I’m in the UK.
I love Waitrose. First tubes of MSG, and now cashmere toilet roll.
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Who’s complaining that it’s uncomfortable down there anyway. Damn, it’s just a minute wipe; don’t be such a baby so that people would finally start making cashmere toilet paper.
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I admit it – I would try this.
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Oh jebus!
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I wouldn’t buy it regularly, but I’d definitely purchase it once just for fun (:
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Well seeing as cashmere comes from goats and means killing them, there is no way I would even try it. Sounds so wrong to me. It’s bad enough that trees are getting cut down for our toilet paper, but now we are going to kill animals for our butts??? Wrong, wrong wrong!
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It’s just toilet paper..that’s not necessary.
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i think charmin is good enough.
and also, i think the packaging looks cheap.
sunflower / 264 posts
Hahaha trust waitrose to do this kinda upmarket retailing XD.
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I would try it.
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I would totally try it just for fun.
daisy / 669 posts
I would want to try this… but it does seem wasteful..
sunflower / 257 posts
sweet.. i’ll wear it as a scarf then use it. Saves time and energy and money
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funny!