Suck on this, Charmin. A UK-based retailer, Waitrose, is introducing a line of toilet paper infused with cashmere extract.

Says Carla Smith, a buyer for Waitrose: “Cashmere provides that stamp of quality to any fashion garment from a designer suit to the finest luxury knitwear. It’s indulgent, it’s stylish and it’s helping provide that extra softness to our new premium bathroom tissue collection.”

Mmm, the thought of wiping with my J.Crew cashmere crewneck? I’m not gonna lie, that kinda creeps me out. Granted, this stuff probably feels more like Quilted Northern than your nice Burberry cardigan.

The stuff sells for £2.29 for a four-pack, so we invite any British Lovelies to check it out and report back.

What do you think about cashmere TP?