I just found out about these things, Lovelies. No, they’re not shoes that gorillas wear. No, they’re not even shoes with pictures of gorillas on them. They are these things (above).
And do you want to know the REALLY scary part? According to Entertainment Weekly, they’re going to be the new Crocs.
Run for your lives!
Apparently, Gorilla Shoes are ergonomically designed to mimic walking barefoot. WHO CARES?!? Those rubberized, separated toes are the grossest things ever.
Would you try a pair of Gorilla shoes, Lovelies?