Jarvis Cocker stepped out with his 6-year-old son Albert, a virtual Mini-Me version of his dad. I was all ready to make fun of kids dressed like pint-sized hipsters until I realized: This kid is probably already cooler than I will ever be.

But maybe hipster kids are just victims of their parents’ devastatingly cool whimsy.





More Jarvis and his son (in matching blazers!)







Not even the youth of America is immune from American Apparel. Noooooo!





I am waiting for the release of Fisher Price: My First Vinyl Record Collection and Urban Outfitters Jr., where you can buy mini-flannel shirts and baby bottles shaped like cans of PBR.

What do you think about hipster kids?