cut-off jean shorts, denim shorts, tacky, too short, ass hanging out of shorts

. . .unless you’re Kate Moss, on the beach, or in your own backyard. Otherwise, please spare us and keep them mid-thigh or else you just look trashy {even if you do have perfect legs …which, let’s just be honest, is subjective}

Here’s What’s Absolutely Unacceptable . . .


{not a question of hotness obviously, the subject at hand is taste}


Victoria Silverstedt in cut off denim shorts

britney spears in cut-off jean shorts
Longer (And More Acceptable):








Free Pass:






* With Tights *

  


Always Acceptable ( In the name of Humor):

* Halloween *




* If you’re this guy… *

Do you wear denim short? Are there good and bad ways to wear them?

Guest blog submitted by Love Maegan