. . .unless you’re Kate Moss, on the beach, or in your own backyard. Otherwise, please spare us and keep them mid-thigh or else you just look trashy {even if you do have perfect legs …which, let’s just be honest, is subjective}
Here’s What’s Absolutely Unacceptable . . .
{not a question of hotness obviously, the subject at hand is taste}



Longer (And More Acceptable):
Free Pass:


* With Tights *
Always Acceptable ( In the name of Humor):
* Halloween *
* If you’re this guy… *
Do you wear denim short? Are there good and bad ways to wear them?
Guest blog submitted by Love Maegan








daffodil / 1540 posts
EWWW @ last picture!
i don’t wear shorts, other than when i work out. i don’t have the legs for them. there is a right and wrong way to wear them, as well as a right and wrong set of legs. (no offense to anyone here, but if your thighs are riddled with cellulite and spider veins, just don’t.)
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LOL. That last picture’s gross.
I don’t wear shorts.
magnolia / 1017 posts
omg im scarred for life XD
but…. 30 isn’t that old ;____; i mean if you have kids it’s understandable…. or if you dont look 30 (like a lot of asians don’t).
i would say over 40 is pretty old. but they’re just not professional in the first place yanno? if you had a career you wouldn’t be doing so.
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I will NOT wear denim shorts!
daisy / 512 posts
HAhahahahaaaaa that last picture.
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I can agree with this, and if you’re going to wear really short shorts at least cover the cleavage and midriff zones, everything in moderation.
dahlia / 2382 posts
Age in fashion is overrated. If you can pull it off TASTEFULLY, I say wear it! Look it’s 2009, women are sexier than ever after 30, so why dress dowdy? It’s not the 1950s anymore.
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I don’t like shorts.
daffodil / 1601 posts
That last picture made my day…not even going to lie. If I saw that in person I’d pee myself.
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lmao, last pic’s awesome (:
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lmao at the dude with those SHORTS on..>.<
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I hate it when your ass sticks out of your shorts. It doesn’t matter how old you are – it’s just trashy.
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I hate jean shorts. I hate jeans in general.
Cotton shorts =
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I @imyourstargirl@xanga - Agreed. Those first pics are disgusting on anyone.
dahlia / 2012 posts
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i think it depends on age and obviously the shape of the persons body. cut off denim can come off trashy but if you pair it with something like a cute classy top that covers you up than i think it can be a cute look that works.
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@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - Yeah. Some 30 year old bitches are fucking hot. like shakira, she’s 32.
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Wear whatever the fuck you want.
Those long shorts are ugly. The short ones look better.
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I wish I could wear those shorts, but I inherited my mother’s thighs T_T
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I like denim shorts! I have two pairs…
magnolia / 1030 posts
my mouth actually dropped at the last picture. wow…..cellulite much? hahaha and ya gross…good thing his ass isnt hairy.
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I have one pair of denim jean shorts, but they aren’t cut off shorts. I agree with you to a degree. I think that women over 30 can tastefully do short shorts (even denim ones). If your butt is hanging out, that looks tasteless on anyone. I wouldn’t wear cut off jeans outside of the house, but that is just me.
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I wear denim shorts almost every day.
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I have a pair of white denim shorts (they aren’t frayed cause I HATE that look lol) I don’t know if I would ever wear blue denim shorts…they’d have to be the right cut and right tone…
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i wear abercrombie denim shorts…love them. yes, they’re short; no, you can’t see my ass in them.
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i have a couple of jean shorts. and they were cut from jeans =)
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I don’t like shorts. I don’t want perverted men staring at my legs; whistling at me; making cat calls; or making rude comments.
That last picture is so gross. X_X
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im totally buying a pair of short shorts when im 40 and wearing them every day.
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i like denim shorts
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yeaaa i could see wearing longer ones if your older. but we’re younger so why not show off our bangin bodies while we still have them.
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i do wear denim shorts, but mines are always long or appropriate.
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aha that last pic…
magnolia / 1354 posts
I like denim shorts, and I’m really digging the tights under the short shorts look.
The last picture…hahhahahaaa. oh man, did not need to see that.
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Just make sure your cheeks are covered. I think that’s a good rule for just about anyone in shorts. I don’t care how good you look, unless it’s for some photo shot I think it’s best we don’t see all you have to offer.
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I like denim shorts. I usually wear them during the warmer season. However, personally i don’t like them with tights.
orchid / 202 posts
AHHHHHHH that last picture. agh.
i wear short shorts but i think i’m pretty conscious about not letting my ass hang out. plus your ass can only REALLY hang out if you’re wearing a thong.
sunflower / 293 posts
This was a pretty funny post
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LOLOL. at the last guy hahaha
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I wear them with leggings.
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I wear shorts. but most of them aren’t Short shorts where half of my ass is hanging out.
I love shorts….. especially legs are like my best feature on my body :$
LOL @ the last picture with the guy. POINTS FOR HIM for posing for that picture. LawWwlLLLL
i hate girls that think they’re so hot cause they’re skjinny and they have like 75% of their ass outta their shorts. its like “missy, just dont wear shorts. wear your thong out why dont cha!” *Deep breathe* dont judge. they’re them. i’m me , and you’re you.
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i have never worn those demin cut- offf shorts.
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I have some denim capris i live in all summer, but they are just below my knee because the only person who wants to see my legs is Mr Sun (i’m whiter than sour cream all seasons) and my boyfriend and they both can see them in the back yard when I’m mowing the lawn haha
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If I wanted something up my ass, I would be wearing a thong….
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I think there is a tasteful way to wear anything. And alot of women who are 30 are absolutly gorgeous!! And if you have the legs, I think you should show them off while you have them. But ass hanging out and tummy showing looks trashy no matter how old you are.
That last guy however, was HAWT. mm mmm mm I wanna slap some cheese on that, put it between a bun, grill some onions as a topping, throw it in the oven, and eat him up!! I think I just creamed, oops. LOL
sunflower / 494 posts
the last picture, hahahaha!
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I prefer longer shorts… they’re more comfortable.
I wear shorts during the summer, but I might wear them during autumn/winter 09.
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I love them, but I don’t have nice legs so I don’t wear it often.
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The last guy is sexy.
(I saw him on a birthday card at Target today, actually.)
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I’m not a fan of super short shorts (i.e. the ones half your butt hangs out of), but I agree with Erika_Steele that it can be done tastefully. If I continue with my current pattern–23 but mistaken for 18–I’ll definitely still be wearing my above mid-thigh shorts.
orchid / 160 posts
the problem is.. i want longer shorts but.,. i always end up finding these super short slut shorts T_T
orchid / 227 posts
Omg! at the last photo.
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@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - she is totally right.
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number one. I like demin shorts. (: I have 2 AND number two. I LOLLL-ED at the last picture. omgosh…
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I don’t wear shorts, my legs bruise easily and I always tend to have bruises on my legs. I use to, though. That guy has junk in his trunk.