Ahh profile pictures…either you love them or you hate them. 

That’s because they give the first impression…whether or not that’s a good one. 



First Impression:  I have sweet angles.  See how disfigured and obscure my face/upper torso/feet is?  Well that’s just the marksmanship of a MySpace photo pro. 


First Impression:  You will never ever know what my face actually looks like, because of the fact that I love taking pictures of inanimate objects, random body parts, trees, and my feet.  I also probably think this is an AWESOME photo.

First Impression:  I’m a bad ass (or at least that’s what I’m aiming for).  See those vintage sunglasses, the over processed color saturation levels, and that sick GROWL?  Well you better see it cause I spent hours getting this picture to look tight. 

First Impression:  Yes, I’m another one of those spoiled high maintenance girls, and you better know it.  If you buy me something (ANYTHINGGGGG) then I’ll turn my frown upside down and give you a big hug!  But then, I’ll become clingy and demand MORE from you using my underestimated pout.

First Impression:  I’m the creeper from across the street.  Nobody really knows who I am, but I make my appearances here and there.  My favorite pastime is Facebook stalking pretty girls and commenting on their every photo “l00king hawtttt sexayyy”


First Impression:  I’m quiet.  And I like taking pictures that make people think.  That’s all I will ever have to say.  Because I’m shy. 


First Impression:  I’m what people call “overly emotional”  but you can shorten that to “~**~emo~**~”.  I play Panic at the Disco on my guitar, and I like listening to NeverShoutNever, Linkin Park, and Green Day I LOVE PEOPLE! I ALSO LOVE ANIMALS! I LOVE EVERYTHING!  ESPECIALLY MY PUPPIES!  I also love loving people.  Even though I can get obnoxiously happy at times, I STILL LOVE YOU!  example: do you see how my puppy dog is leaning away from me?  Welllll, I still love her.  AND THAT MEANS THAT I WILL STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

First Impression:  I get annoyed extremely easily.  You might think I’m scary (use “intimidating,” please), but deep inside I’m really nice (to people I like, that is), and to actually witness that other side of me, you have to work on it.  If I don’t like you…too bad. Deal with it. 


First Impression:  I’m mysterious.  See, you can’t even tell if I’m white or black (or neither) from this photo!  THAT’S how mysterious I am.  I like writing poetry about LIFE, DEATH, LOVE, AND HATE, and I usually sit by myself and people call me “the loner.”  But the truth is, I’m just different from all those other people. 

First Impression: yo soy crazyo!  I can have tons fun by doing weird things, like jumping off chairs.  (Do you even KNOW how long it took me to get a jumping shot???  I ended up jumping off from a higher chair so that I could get more “air time”)  Don’t question the state of my mind because I’ll probably not give you an answer but laugh maniacally. 

First Impression: I’m going through my teenage angst phase, so leave me alone to listen to my mainstream music-of-choice, get that camera out of my face, and please **** off. 


First Impression: I’m an underaged drinker and I do drugs because that’s where all the fun’s at.  I also appreciate the attention that I get from my 15 year old friends telling me that I’m so cool.  Because I am.  See that fruity haze?   You know it !  I’m so out of it that I can’t write coherent sentences that make sense.  i aLs0 tYp3 lyK d1ss!!!  cause that’s what the cool kids do.

So after having you scroll through all that crap up there, I guess the moral of this story (there is no story) is to chose your profile picture wisely. 
Unless you’re a part of 95% of the internet population that just doesn’t care.  Oh well.  Have fun!  I know I did…

Which of these profile pictures do you come across most often? Which is the most annoying? Which one do you have?