Ahh profile pictures…either you love them or you hate them.
That’s because they give the first impression…whether or not that’s a good one.
First Impression: I have sweet angles. See how disfigured and obscure my face/upper torso/feet is? Well that’s just the marksmanship of a MySpace photo pro.
First Impression: You will never ever know what my face actually looks like, because of the fact that I love taking pictures of inanimate objects, random body parts, trees, and my feet. I also probably think this is an AWESOME photo.
First Impression: I’m a bad ass (or at least that’s what I’m aiming for). See those vintage sunglasses, the over processed color saturation levels, and that sick GROWL? Well you better see it cause I spent hours getting this picture to look tight.
First Impression: Yes, I’m another one of those spoiled high maintenance girls, and you better know it. If you buy me something (ANYTHINGGGGG) then I’ll turn my frown upside down and give you a big hug! But then, I’ll become clingy and demand MORE from you using my underestimated pout.
First Impression: I’m the creeper from across the street. Nobody really knows who I am, but I make my appearances here and there. My favorite pastime is Facebook stalking pretty girls and commenting on their every photo “l00king hawtttt sexayyy”
First Impression: I’m quiet. And I like taking pictures that make people think. That’s all I will ever have to say. Because I’m shy.
First Impression: I’m what people call “overly emotional” but you can shorten that to “~**~emo~**~”. I play Panic at the Disco on my guitar, and I like listening to NeverShoutNever, Linkin Park, and Green Day I LOVE PEOPLE! I ALSO LOVE ANIMALS! I LOVE EVERYTHING! ESPECIALLY MY PUPPIES! I also love loving people. Even though I can get obnoxiously happy at times, I STILL LOVE YOU! example: do you see how my puppy dog is leaning away from me? Welllll, I still love her. AND THAT MEANS THAT I WILL STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
First Impression: I get annoyed extremely easily. You might think I’m scary (use “intimidating,” please), but deep inside I’m really nice (to people I like, that is), and to actually witness that other side of me, you have to work on it. If I don’t like you…too bad. Deal with it.
First Impression: I’m mysterious. See, you can’t even tell if I’m white or black (or neither) from this photo! THAT’S how mysterious I am. I like writing poetry about LIFE, DEATH, LOVE, AND HATE, and I usually sit by myself and people call me “the loner.” But the truth is, I’m just different from all those other people.
First Impression: yo soy crazyo! I can have tons fun by doing weird things, like jumping off chairs. (Do you even KNOW how long it took me to get a jumping shot??? I ended up jumping off from a higher chair so that I could get more “air time”) Don’t question the state of my mind because I’ll probably not give you an answer but laugh maniacally.
First Impression: I’m going through my teenage angst phase, so leave me alone to listen to my mainstream music-of-choice, get that camera out of my face, and please **** off.
First Impression: I’m an underaged drinker and I do drugs because that’s where all the fun’s at. I also appreciate the attention that I get from my 15 year old friends telling me that I’m so cool. Because I am. See that fruity haze? You know it ! I’m so out of it that I can’t write coherent sentences that make sense. i aLs0 tYp3 lyK d1ss!!! cause that’s what the cool kids do.
So after having you scroll through all that crap up there, I guess the moral of this story (there is no story) is to chose your profile picture wisely.
Unless you’re a part of 95% of the internet population that just doesn’t care. Oh well. Have fun! I know I did…
Which of these profile pictures do you come across most often? Which is the most annoying? Which one do you have?