Since when did having braces put you in the “nerd” category??
 
Doesn’t that mean that you’ve looked in the mirror and noticed that your teeth are crooked? Doesn’t it mean that you’re investing money to get a beautiful smile? Honestly, I think braces should be a sign of a person who cares about their appearance.

Why does being in 7th grade mean you’re “better” than a 6th grader?

Weren’t you in sixth grade last year? Does that mean you were uncool last year? Doesn’t that mean you’re uncool this year, because there are still some 8th graders around?

Why are all the bullies named Biff?

seriously.

Why does playing your Xbox 7 hours a day make you “cool”, whereas playing on your laptop 2 hours a day make you a “loser”?

Okay, maybe I exaggerated that a bit.

But honestly, where on the grand timeline of “cool”ness did laptops, computers, MMORPGs, gaming forums, and the like go to the dogs, and how is playing your Xbox or PS3 for an equal amount of time somehow better? Where is the value in game systems? After all, “nerds” are learning more from their computers than is ever possible from game systems. Why this divide in technology?

Why is Pokemon so frowned upon?

Pokemon is cool, man.

Does middle school logic make sense to you?  Which of these things annoyed you the most in junior high?