We all have gas from time to time — even us Lovelyish ladies. But now there’s a way to make things less offensive to your neighbors.
The very-unsubtly named Subtle Butt pads are “disposable gas neutralizers made of activated carbon fabric with an antimicrobial layer.” Simply stick this pad in your underwear (yes, it’s adhesive…potential ouch factor alert) and the minerals in the fabric will absorb and neutralize any gas odors. They come in packs of five, so it’s your call if you want to wear one for everyday protection, or save them for burrito day.
Would you try this?
sunflower / 327 posts
lol weird. aren’t farts kind of…unexpected?
“maybe i’ll fart today…so I’ll put one on today”
rose / 948 posts
….the inventions people come up with… lol
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lol what
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I don’t think I’d use this…
Total waste of money in my opinion.
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i don’t think i’d use one.
xD
so weird.
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Ahahahahahaha; that is a weird product. I doubt I’d use one, but I can see why it’d be helpful for some people.
magnolia / 1030 posts
im curious to try this
i wish they would have free samples
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No lol.
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Pshh. The smellier the better!
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaa
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if I had a free sample, yes. but other than that…
what? heck no. what a waste of money!
sunflower / 490 posts
thats weird..
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my fiance needs these daily
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Think I’ll get this for my mom LOL
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lol these are definitely weird.
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…
wowww
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getting rid of the smell, not bad. now we have to find a way to neutralize the sound
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for people with bad gas this would be very useful. for instance, sometimes when i eat too much artificial sweetener, i wish i had one of these
dahlia / 2942 posts
BURRITO DAY. lmao
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haha this is a really funny idea! it would be good for someone who had chronic flatulence
magnolia / 1369 posts
hahaha i actually saw this idea on america’s next inventor [ yeah i had to watch it for my entrepreneurship class ] + i def wouldn’t buy them but to each their own i suppose …
sunflower / 408 posts
that is honestly the funniest product by far that someone has created. i know that “farting” isn’t the greatest thing in the world but it helps regulate your digestive system and helps keep yourself from bloating. it is embarassing but everyone farts (and if it happens, just blame it on the person next to you…like anyone would know that a sweet innocent girl would even let one out) then you wouldn’t have to waste money on these products every week seeing as you would be worrying that one day you might do it in public. i would not purchase these seeing as they are a waste of money. what happens if someone has to fart and they are on their period? they have to wear both the pad and the gas protector? how would that even work? that would be very uncomfortable. i don’t know…maybe i’m just too critical and over analyze things too much. i just think this product is a total waste of money.
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lol wow
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@doLc3@xanga - exactly!! hahaha
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But do they also double as a silencer?
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Wow… I agree with both Chloe03 and valleyguru@xanga, because if it doesn’t double as a silencer then it’s nearly useless.
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HAHAHA i will never cease to be amazed at what people are develeoping
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@madna@xanga - lol
peony / 1 posts
O.o what’s wrong with farting? We tend to fart because that’s what our body does and it’s perfectly normal…although it IS kind of offensive to other people…but to ME I consider it funny and totally natural! =) but of course, these pads are perfect for the people who feel embarrassed about farting. And I honestly must say that I find it stupid, because although it may neutrolize the smell, what about the noise? The noise is what is MOST notticeable and MOST funny XDD /embarrasing.
When I feel like I have the need to fart, I (discreetly) retreat to a near bathroom or just step aside and just let it out. Even if it makes noise, XDD I try to not laugh at myself!!^^ but I guess for other people…it could be a good idea to use the pads.
tulip / 18 posts
LOL! This is hilarious!
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lol i guess jic (just in case) but wouldn’t you be so embarrassed buying those? Its worse than tampons. I can see that in the trauramarama section of seventen.. “I was getting fart neutralizers at the supermarket… I didn’t know my crush was a clerk at walgreens. He hasn’t talked to me since.”
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Funny product. That’s what Febreze is for. Cheaper, will not attach to your butt, will not feel awkward. A simple “Excuse me” works too. Everyone farts.
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AWESOME!! I want some!
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@salk820@xanga - hahahaha…so true. traumarama or possibly fmylife.com
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lol i might buy it as a white elephant gift.
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Oh wow! Thats so weird…The things people create nowadays…
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@Striped_Sock - Yeahh, I was thinking about the noise when you fart to…This pad may take away the smell…But the most embarrassing part is the noise.
Bahaha!
Wow…
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LOL this is almost as weird as this product i saw on t.v. for big breasted women
it was a cushion you put in b/t the boobs for when you go to sleep
lmao just ridiculous…
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LOL of the day
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@Chloe03 - lol exactly… that’s what I was wondering too!
sunflower / 343 posts
I’m drowning in tears…. LAUGHING.
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my farts are usually silent, so i dont need a silencer…but i would totally try this product. honestly, this is one of the brightest inventions ive seen in a while besides the shoe vending machine
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@sunshinesasha@xanga - Not too critical or over analyzing! As a matter of fact, I think you should be critical and over analyze these things. You’re totally right! I was thinking about the period thing too xD It’s a funny product, but in the end it’s just a waste of money.
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ahahaha ! funniest product ever !
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hahahahahahaha
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I think we all could use that. Our fart doesn’t smell like roses!
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OMG. They should distribute these to those annoying people who like to fart in public places!
hydrangea / 87 posts
What will folks think of next?
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Being pregnant and finding out that a side effect is being super bloated and “farty” Yeah, I’d try it especially at a formal occasion like a wedding which I am terrified of going to mainly because of this reason. There have also been awkward situations at work… :-/
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AHAHAHHAHA